she/her • 30 • hufflepuff • assigned gremlin at birth -•I am never here•-
Dallas, TX
Joined May 2011
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Several unforeseen circumstances piled on top of each other and I went from $150 that was supposed to last me 2 weeks to $0
And then I also got fired today
I’ve had only water and unsweet tea for 3 days. I’ve already applied for emergency food stamps. I just need to eat now
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Not only is @UberEats stealing from customers for FUNSIES but they’re also letting people commit identity theft if you work for them. Not ONCE have I had a delivery driver match the picture presented in the app.
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HEY @UberEats WHY AM I BEING CHARGED $40 FOR NOTHING. IT TOOK A WEEK FOR ANYONE TO REPLY AND NOW IM BEING TOLD A PRICE ADJUSTMENT CANT BE MADE??? THIS ISNT A PRICE ADJUSTMENT YOU STOLE MONEY
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Lmfaooo my God my life is just….it really is just adventures all the time always. Anyway, participated in a photoshoot and look at me!!! I’m a little hottie!!!
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The fact that I only just discovered my phone DOES reach the wifi signal from out front but only if I take the case off is so maddening
1 more day and I’ll be able to pay this mf phone bill
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I shoveled so much pasta into my mouth so quickly that by the time I realized I was most definitely full, I had eaten the entire plate
Which is fine. Except. I am. Filled with so many carbs, I had to turn off the background noise bc too much sound started to freak me out
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Dog ate a chocolate covered expresso bean (1) when I spilled the entire bag earlier and now I’m scared about what it may do to his tiny little body
I don’t think he’s poisoned but I’m pretty sure he’s going to end up spewing liquid shit soon 😭
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Yooooooooooooo WORK REALLY GAVE ME ALL OF THIS STUFF FOR FREE????? I’m really one step away from doing a live unboxing this shit LIT
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Just heard a radio ad that said “I don’t drunk dial or drunk text anymore. I drunk order food. Ordered 3 crunchwraps last night.”
And, tbh, goals
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I….complete forgot
during my shadow shift today, trainer checked in on my numbers for the event I did last weekend
Sales goal was 7 items. I sold 58 lmfao
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I can’t breathe.
'Red, White & Royal Blue' director Matthew López tells SiriusXM's The Jess Cagle Show that star Taylor Zakhar Perez asked him to look at his body hair before filming an intimate scene:
"I go into Taylor's trailer — we've been making this movie for like, five, six weeks at this point — and Karen [Hartley] looks at Taylor and says, 'Alright, tell him what you told me.' And he goes, 'I don't know if I should shave or not.' I'm like, 'Your face?' and he goes, 'No, babe.' I'm like, 'Alright, well, what do you want to do about it?' He goes, 'Just look, okay?' So, I had my hair and makeup person there as the chaperone, because I didn't want my career to end before it began, and Taylor, like, lowers his pants and he's like, 'Look at my ass,' and I'm like, 'You're fine, you look great!'"
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At this point, I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve read Red, White & Royal Blue. And yet AND YET I start crying when Nevada goes red and then Texas goes blue and then the final “we won” 😭😭😭😭
movie is wonderful and all but this book is just iconique magnifique perfect
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Kiiiiiiind of upset that I was trying to help a homie out by sending them a little money with the promise of being paid back by week’s end (last week) only to have gotten blocked
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like these couponers are absolutely ruthless and relentless!!!!
earlier today, I’m in the MIDDLE of a conversation with a customer trying to find a color match for a lipstick we no longer sell. Like I’m literally on my knees, several sticks in hand and this other lady interrupts
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Listen LISTEN
I’m ALL about getting the absolute most possible out of big corporations especially if you have the patience to math for coupons and sales. I get it. Love that shit.
But BUT to go into my beauty counter/register area, riffle through MY DRAWERS, take coupons I had
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