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The Yankee Candle Man 馃敟

Manchester England
Joined December 2011
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Starting and running a business in 2025 Britain - let鈥檚 walk through it. You鈥檝e got a good idea, managed to save a few quid to invest and want to give it a go. Let鈥檚 say it鈥檚 a cafe. Generate wealth, create jobs and contribute to your local economy. Great idea. You just picked the wrong country to do it in. Registering the damn thing is complicated enough, and that鈥檚 the easy bit. Next up is the bank account? You鈥檙e treated like a criminal and it takes week - opening a cafe, not a terrorist cell. You manage to find a premise, good location. Oh, it costs a fortune. Rent through the roof and you鈥檙e forced to pay thousands to the council. For what? The filthy high street? The rapid customer service? Hmm. Yet another rip off. Inspections are a nightmare, it鈥檚 never-ending bureaucracy from people who have never created anything in their lives. But somehow you get it off the ground and things go well. You need to expand, hire someone. Ouch. PAYE, national insurance, pensions, HR policies, health and safety risk assessments. One wrong step and you鈥檙e facing an employment tribunal. Is it even worth the risk? It鈥檚 becoming more and more expensive, and risky, to hire people? Why bother? Maybe you try and get independent contracted help. Ah. IR35 puts a stop to that. We wouldn鈥檛 want any flexibility now, would we? That would make too much sense. Your accountants already cost an absolute fortune. They鈥檙e bleeding you dry just so you comply with the layers and layers of regulations. But let鈥檚 say it鈥檚 gone well, and your hard work is paying off. Turnover hits 拢90k. The dreaded VAT threshold. That means if you essentially then have to start charging VAT. That means everything gets 20% more expensive for your customers. Or you are forced to absorb the costs. Or you deliberately make less money to stay below the threshold. Just brilliant. Maybe you want to keep the cafe open later? Serve some alcohol? Have some music on? More licences. More costs. More inspections. More bureaucracy. Why bother? Waste collection even costs a fortune. Remind me, why are you already paying the council? You try and ring the council, you鈥檙e on hold for 30 minutes. Brilliant. Customers are waiting. You finally speak to someone. They鈥檙e rude, and haven鈥檛 got a clue what they鈥檙e doing. They promise they鈥檒l get back to you, but they only work four days a week and on Thursday they鈥檙e working from home. No answer, you have to chase and chase and chase. Incompetence reigns. Right. We鈥檝e got through all of that, now you want to pay yourself? Not unreasonable is it? For working 16 hour days to get the business off the ground? Corporation tax slices your profit down. Maybe there鈥檚 some left. Dividend allowance has been cut, so there鈥檚 less to take there. Tax rates are up too. Hmm. Okay, well let鈥檚 take a small salary and some dividends. Maybe you鈥檝e got student debt too which takes a large chunk? It is brutal. Even making money costs money. It costs to deposit, it costs to accept card payments. No holiday, no protection, no respect. All risk, and you鈥檙e treated like dirt by the Government. You look at it all and just think, why bother? Why not work for the public sector as some irrelevant bureaucrat obstructing everyone else? Get 60k, 35 days holiday and you can literally never be sacked. What鈥檚 the point? Why take the risk? Just do that instead. We desperately need to back British enterprise. Reward those who take all of the risk. And actually, support local businesses where we all can. We should be slashing corporation tax, doubling the VAT threshold, increasing personal allowances, abolishing business rates for high street small firms, reducing national insurance contributions, cutting tax on salary/dividends, brutalising red tape and PLENTY more. If you do these things, you will generate MORE tax revenue. It is really not a complicated principle. Does Reeves understand that? No. The woman is clueless. Absolutely clueless. She does NOT understand what she is forcing on business owners. Let鈥檚 see if she can run our cafe for a week. Absolutely NO chance. I鈥檓 with the men and women who build businesses, create wealth, and generate opportunities. They have my full respect. The politicians running our country certainly do not. My message to our cafe owner? Keep plugging away, it will get better. Please know that at least one MP is fighting for you in Westminster.
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Hmmmm not so sure when it鈥檚 such a bad decision. Agree they happen far too often considering we have VAR to avoid them. It鈥檚 useless. Win some lose some. Just hate fans who can鈥檛 admit a mistake that benefits them.
They happen all the time, you lot got through the cup with one, my point is unless it鈥檚 United they don鈥檛 talk about it for 3 days afterwards 馃憤
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Would just have a lot more respect if you said it was offside and a poor decision. Irrespective of this great work so far from ETH. Welcome back!
I mean the piss boiling yesterday and today has been outstanding. Imagine if this hadn鈥檛 been United involved, everyone may as well had the week off 馃槀 Carry on
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Late movements on price for @31STEV Could we see him on the plane? 馃憖
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It鈥檚 time to go Liz
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This lad super glued an egg to his mate's head and told him he had to try and balance it. 'That's a belter that, Dave' 馃槀馃槀
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Gezzers nicked for drugs and he has a blast in the back of the old bills motor 馃お馃お
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Not one Norwich player or fan appeals. Incredible tackle 馃憦 Soon you actually won鈥檛 be allowed to slide. @aloofe it鈥檚 lucky you never made it
This was not given as a Penalty in the Norwich v Wigan game today! Thoughts? 馃憖 馃摴 @SkyFootball
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This will never get old 馃槀馃槀
We have new champions in division one this year. Congratulations @ManMaccabiFC well done guys 馃弳 as they beat @AFC_Stockport last night 4-0 to win the league.
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馃弳 CHAMPIONS馃弳 It鈥檚 been a long time coming, but after a 4-0 win against @AFC_Stockport tonight our 1st team are @ChesmanSFL champions! #COYY #Champions 馃煛馃數馃弳
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Champions!!
Congratulations to @ManMaccabiFC who were crowned CHAMPIONS of the @ChesmanSFL after beating our boys 4-0 this evening. Well done, the table never lies!!!
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After seeing this I will never leave the Green Quality Street Chocolate last in the box ever again 馃槏馃敟
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I鈥檝e taken out my policy 馃憤馃徎 glad I鈥檓 not the only one 馃
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If you could spare a prayer/a thought for my little girl who has had to go into critical care early this morning with an undiagnosed illness. Praying for good news. For some, dogs are just animals, to my wife and I, she is our world. Send a prayer up if you can 馃檹馃徏馃様鉂わ笍馃悤 #Cavapoo
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