Stratford Upon Avon
Joined April 2012
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@sherriecake pity you live so far away, re-opening my studio end of January and need an assistant.
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Shocked and surprised to find out that I am a millionaire, a big thank you to Mr Agdbola from Africa who is depositing the money today!!
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999 is for emergencies, which does not include “There are Squirrels in my garden” we know you pay taxes but it’s still not an emergency Sir!
@sherriecake is that your xmas list? cause if it is are you not supposed to start with Dear Santa?
“@timallenpho: @leica0000 Sorry it's a DM link dailymail.co.uk/news/article…” I reckon a little photoshop is the culprit in some of those pics
“@timallenpho: Love this 'Rube Goldberg' camera video vimeo.com/47602088” going to try this at work : )
Was woken this morning by a big dog licking my face, I dont mean Danny's girlfriend. #neverdrinkingagain
"Seriously, iPhone... Stop correcting all my 'F#CK"s to "DUCK"s. It makes my Strongly-worded texts sound Cute and Adorable."
Chris Tarrant: extreme railways, that's some fucked up railway in the Congo, and we complain about trains being a few minutes late!