Kin

Happy 81st birthday to @hwinkler4real the coolest man ever and all round nice bloke. Happy Birthday, Fonz. 👍🏻Ayyyyyy!! 🥳🎂

Just seen a bloke at the petrol station wearing these with pink socks and what looked like his little brother's suit. Proper nonce trotters if ever I saw them.

What is it with women? They never forget a thing. My beloved has just brought up a text message I asked a taxi driver to deliver to her (I sent him the message , he went to her house, knocked on the door & and showed it to her when she was ignoring me. It was boxing day 2021 ffs.

Norfolk Kit Kat

Nearly T boned some bloke in a van at a junction, as he came through a red light. Sorry, mate. I was trying to put the lid back on my coffee. Don't worry about it. You might want to apologise to the bloke behind though, I think he got clipped by that bus when I slammed on 🤦🏻😂

Now we're being terrorised by the disabled 😭 Ffs what a time to be alive 😂

I caved - the heating is on. It wasn't the couple of days of subtle hints about it being chilly.... It was when she came back in from the kitchen wearing a beanie, scarf & gloves - with pajamas. She says she left them in the fridge overnight to warm up before putting them on 😂

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Facts

When you wake up hangover free after feeling like crap for two days.

Perhaps they did. 😭😂

True

Another funeral. The last close person I know from the previous generation. I'm officially the older generation. Ffs, in my head I'm still under 30 🤬

Street art by Burley Banksy

😱🏃🏻 😂

Good (and throwing stones, fireworks, and 'mortars' at police isn't protesting)

Her: It's a wee bit chilly Me: Run around a bit, you'll be alright Her : Prick You can't help some people 🤣