Writer/podcaster for @ToiletOvHell. Writer for https://teapaw.org/t.co/2BWULmfzKh.
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Joined January 2012
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Sometimes you need to hear it from others and sometimes you need to remind yourself. Both are important and both make a difference.
Someone at the Jack O' Lantern Spectacular snuck in a @mushroomhead pumpkin. I hope it was Pig Benis.
Sometimes I have to remind myself that there are people on the internet that were born in the 2000s because god damn I want to punch my laptop.
This gave me some much-needed Spiritual Healing.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you telling me voting works? But I was assured by foreign bots and contrarian political dickheads on Twitter that voting doesn't matter!
If you like body horror, political commentary, Fallout, conspiracy theories, and Brad Dourif, you'll really like most of Spontaneous Combustion.
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"History will judge Donald Trump harshly.
Fuck that. I've been judging him harshly for 20 fucking years.
I wonder if the WWF Undertaker van still exists and someone just drives it to the supermarket and stuff.
120 minutes of Halloween commercials from the 80's gives me such nostalgic, seasonal joy.
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It's darkly poetic that Rage Against The Machine's legacy is that they're now all rich and can't work together while their biggest fans are white Republican gym bros that don't give a shit about the lyrics or message.
If you're 555, then I'm...whoa, whoa, whoa! I am just a simple guitar man. I don't have thoughts or feelings or opinions! I just play my music and then Clown puts me in a box until it's time for me to go out on stage again!
