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|29| I won bar trivia by myself once | He/Him

Virginia, USA
Joined August 2017
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College students when they see something that's free:
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went to a halloween party with no costume and somebody thought i was clayface
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Movies are hilarious because sometimes the best song on the soundtrack isn’t even in the actual movie.
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It happened to me: went to a Halloween party and guessed someone’s costume for them to tell me they’re not wearing one.
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a bag of halloween candy is damn near $30?? absolutely not. I will be giving out advice.
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You were probably about to show them an underrated piece of cinema too 💔💔.
hate having siblings both of them refused to watch a movie with me ugh
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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Picked up these protein bars today. 😋
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I hate SF Halloween what do you mean you’re the vaguepost king
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Concocting viral tweets at the Halloween party with a think tank
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Parking lot attendant is a real one 💯!!
And to top it off my card wouldn’t go thru for the parking! Girl was so nice enough to be like just go park.. I have to enjoy my time
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Halloween is the perfect opportunity to pass out all the ketchup and sauce packs you've been accumulating all year.
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Ben Affleck juggling a Dunkin' Donuts order
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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I hate corporate Halloween. What do you mean I’m Spotify Wrapped?
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You have to impeach AND remove him from office. Impeaching him does nothing cause he’s already been impeached twice before.
Kamala Harris Advises Democrats Against Impeaching Trump
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someone dressed up as dakota johnson and limes from that one interview 😭
i love gay halloween cause wdym
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Both blueberry muffins but…….. they are NOT the same
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Try to see if you can get like a ‘29 3rd or 4th thrown in to give you some ammo to move your ‘29 2nd up into the late 1st to stomach losing your original ‘29 1st. If your team is still playoff caliber in the future you basically traded for your own pick back 💯.
Trying to win back-to-back championships and managed to get myself in a position where I'm extremely short on running backs. Gun to your head. If you had to pick a move here, which one would you do?
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PROMO: Jalen Brunson plays a detective on the next episode of Law & Order: SVU #SVU #Knicks
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Went to DMV, got an oil change, refilled my prescriptions, dropped off 3 donation boxes
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