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@TicketmasterUK getting this error when I try to access my tickets for self esteem tonight, is this a reported issue?

@lambeth_council hi there - I’m part of Refugee Community Kitchen who distributes food on windrush square on Sundays, trying to establish whether we will be able to come by today on account of the windrush celebration

10 years since Mustard TV, the most ridiculous and wonderful job I ever had. youtube.com/watch?v=0gXRjMTt…

My first telly job after uni, and the biggest laugh. I miss it regularly!

@parcelforce I’ve just watched your delivery man be literally next to our flat, seemingly about to deliver our parcel, only to 5 minutes later to get an attempted delivery. This is not our first experience of this with parcelforce. Can he return today and finish the job. – at Kensington, London

Looking back at this 4 years youtube.com/watch?app=deskto…

@TalkTalk You have turned our internet off a week earlier than agreed for our house move. This has caused all kinds of headaches, and your customer service line has no answers. We expect to be reconnected today. Please get in touch.

Demonising a group of marginalised people, and using words like 'invasion', 'dangerous' - is fascism. It's absolutely language of 1930's Germany.

Remember when you thought you'd forgotten that you'd booked tickets to see a Shakespeare play last January, before realising it was the 'Twelfth Night' after Christmas @larnerwt ?

What months of the year would I get rid of if given the choice...

Did anyone lose this badge outside the Olympic Stadium at the weekend? It looks like the sort of thing someone would be sad to lose. #LostandFound

@SupportEvri For weeks I've been trying to sort this out. What is going on. #Evri #Hermes

how the fuck do you shift this cold

@Tell_StreetLink lots sleeping rough on Balham high street tonight near the McDonalds. Can’t get through on phone – at Lambeth, London

We had so many people trying 😭 never again, I can’t go through the heartbreak again. #Glastonbury – at Northampton, England

@AvantiWestCoast has the onboard ‘order to seat’ ever worker? I’d love to meet someone who’s had success with it 😂 – at West Midlands, England

I think about this at least once a week

This #GBBO episode is basically a hate crime

@thetrainline timetables say trains are running between London and Manchester on Saturday - just want to confirm this is accurate so I don’t change my plans and travel tomorrow instead ? – at Lambeth, London