Buying condoms is a humiliating experience. Why are there no generic store brand condoms? Why are they all "Pheromonal Masculine Scent Extra Lubed Heat Conductive Ultra Thin Raw Feeling LSD Laced Ribbed for Xer Pleasure"?
Evil twink dismissed me. I moped for like 2 hours then went to sleep and woke up at 4:00 AM. I'm not sure why this happened but I will keep going.
uh yes bitch I believe in gravity. yes bitch I think there was a reason I tripped over your foot in particular.
NO MORE THINKING LATE AT NIGHT! NO MORE OF IT! I DON'T LIKE IT! THE EVIL TWINK HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF MY LIFE!
got baited and blocked by a guy off yikyak who's discord display name was "thomas the dank engine"
#fuckmystupidchunguslife
RULE #1: ALWAYS BOSS UP retweeted
Idk if anyone is still interested, but here is the transformers MTMTE Starscream giveaway! Requirements are in the photo. Winner will be announced October 28th. Good luck!














