Rant & Banter 😹

Nigeria
Joined December 2016
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Wow. 🏆
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such a precious moment
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A little process video of my Fer Lopez drawing #wwfc @Wolves
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Nigerian game building pandemic has started and I'm here for it .. tag me in other games you find so i can test them out.. #artgodwinking #nigeriangames #lagoslife #danforun #wearenigeriancreatives
I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️ Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims. Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world. lagoslife.eliysites.com/
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Everybody remember stick races? No iPhones. No apps. Just rainwater, a curb, and two grown men yelling at sticks like it’s NASCAR.
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Must Watch, please don't Skip.
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Awesome 👏🏾
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“The republic of Benin has just finished their own coastal highway and it cost them $128 million for 37.7kilometers. When you divide it, it’s about $3.39 million/km. But my sweet country’s Lagos to Calabar coastal highway strangely costs about $5.6 million compared to Benin’s $3.39 million……”
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“It is not hard for a country to be intentional about their youth. I was able to purchase a tricycle, GEEPEE tank, 1HP AC, and 32 inches TV during the end of my NYSC in 2015.” — Man recalls the good old days.
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Out of everything his narcissistic ass has done for the cameras, this tops the list. He knew he wasn't on the pitch and wouldn't be getting the spotlight, so he had to make a spectacle of himself on the sidelines..His teammates later said they weren't even listening to him.
🇵🇹❤️ 10 years ago today: Cristiano Ronaldo with instructions for his teammates from the sidelines in the EURO 2016 final! 🏆✨
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🚨Esto es MUY peligroso. Acabo de ver a un chico de 18 años explicar tranquilamente cómo gana $10,000 al mes usando IA mientras duerme, y estoy convencido de que el 99% de la gente todavía no está viendo esto. Todo el sistema: Elige un canal de YouTube que publique contenido con frecuencia. Pega el enlace en una herramienta. Conecta tus cuentas de TikTok, Instagram y YouTube Shorts. Cierra la laptop. A partir de ahí, la IA lo hace todo. Detecta cada video nuevo que se publica, encuentra y recorta los momentos con mayor potencial viral, añade subtítulos y los distribuye automáticamente en todas las plataformas. 1 millón de visualizaciones ≈ $2,000 Cero edición. Cero publicaciones manuales. Cero estrés. 10 minutos para configurarlo y después funciona en piloto automático. Ya no estás creando contenido. Estás construyendo una fábrica de contenido. Guárdalo.
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This bàbà dey dodge gifts on TikTok.😂😂😂
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Replying to @DONJAZZY
@DONJAZZY Happy Sunday Sir. please can I share with you some amazing and quality drops from my recently released clothing collection. Two or three orders from you will really make me happy Sir 🙏🏾 instagram.com/p/DdsZkVFCGyQ/…
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10/10 body recomp hack Fiber = flat tummy Protein = Muscles building Carbs = Energy 10k steps = Snatched waist Calorie deficit = Results
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I had fun watching this 😂😂
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Lovely
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me when my dick itches in public and i can’t scratch it😂
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My World Cup Final is Portugal vs. France but I promise you will not believe who I’ve picked to face France in the semi final Join my World Cup Bracket Pool with $2,500 in prizes: play.underdogsports.com/vgwg…
Every nation. Every match. One place to predict it all. The Cup Bracket + The World Pup Best Ball, only on Underdog.
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This Nigerian lady who teaches at a school in Japan broke down the Japanese style of learning that makes them very intelligent and productive. I think this is smart learning. It will be helpful to Nigerian students, if it is adopted in our educational system.✍️
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