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馃幁釕屷枃釘曖憣釖棭馃幁

@3sunzzz

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My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing it for the past 2 hours.
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Sometimes I sleep with only one sock on to remind myself I can do hard things.
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Me: The cleaners are coming today, we need to pick up. Husband: *mows*
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If you miss the eclipse, no worries. It gets dark every night.
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I just put quarters in a hotel washing machine like it was 1982 or something.
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Has anyone ever finished a container of Vaseline? I've had mine since 1978.
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馃幁釕屷枃釘曖憣釖棭馃幁@3sunzzz17 May 2019
I think we can all agree, the person that created the Skip Intro button is the true hero.
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I'm surprised I don't get 10,000 steps a day with the amount of time I spend walking around looking for my phone.
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馃幁釕屷枃釘曖憣釖棭馃幁@3sunzzz2 Oct 2023
Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?
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Nathalie with an h@nnnatchos4 Apr 2022
Note to self: placing a cup to capture the coffee coming out of the coffee maker makes for a better start to the morning..
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke19697 Aug 2023
Some days she was upbeat and playful Callie, and on other days she was sad and melon Callie.
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Darla
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I'm not a hot mess, I'm more like a cold clean.
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Is it too late to reset my life back to factory settings?
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Uncle Duke@UncleDuke196913 Sep 2023
lady who's sure all that glitters is gold: i鈥檒l take it
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Jason Not Evil@JasonNotEvil21 May 2022
My greatest fear is being in a horrific car accident and when the paramedics find me Hey Soul Sister is on at full volume
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Stacey
@skittle62431 Aug 2017
Just be funny. Then shut up before you ruin it.
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John Lyon@JohnLyonTweets13 Sep 2023
The life cycle of an unsuccessful business: 1. Under construction 2. Grand opening! 3. Temporarily closed 4. Open under new management! 5. Temporarily closed 6. Permanently closed 7. Spirit Halloween
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Jason Not Evil@JasonNotEvil10 Mar 2022
Not to brag, but I've been crying in the car since way before the high gas prices
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