probably on here bullshittin idk, real life serious enough

Atlanta
Joined July 2010
Regular niggas gon take a day off But a Rockstar like me gon Take-Two
1.5 Million Americans Will Reportedly Take Off Work on ‘GTA VI’ Release Day 😭 According to research attributed to economist José García Montalvo, approximately 1.5 million U.S. workers are expected to take off when GTA VI launches on November 19, 2026. The mass absence could reportedly cost the U.S. economy around $1 billion in lost productivity.
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Haymaker right to the jugular
Replying to @JoeyMannarino
Your party is led by a pedophile. We ARE NOT the same.
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mfs when you genuinely just quiet
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this shit got me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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this is how i think the number 68 feels
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OnlyFans scratch and sniff cards finna go crazy
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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Her old ass fine as hell wtf 😂
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Black democrats in Texas that are so eager to turn Texas blue... What is it about Texas being red that bothers you? Is it the fact that Texas reached a RECORD 2.9 trillion in growth in our economy because of Republicans? Is it the fact that we lead the nation in job growth? Bringing over 149k jobs to the state? Why arent you happy about that? Is it the fact that we have a version of school choice now where YOU can choose where you want your kids to go to school now? Versus being forced to stay in failing schools? Is it the fact that we are attracting more fortune 500 corporations than other states? The very driving factor of the jobs growth? What is it? What are you unhappy about? Yes, prices is high for certain things at the moment. But they are MUCH higher in democrat run states. Im genuinely not understanding WHY you are unhappy with the way things are in Texas when so many others appreciate it so much that our population has swelled to 32 MILLION people. A growth of over 8.8% from 2020 to 2025... If Texas is so bad for you, why are so many people moving here from blue states?
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Ay man this nigga really on another level with the talent 😂😂😂😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 When MJ hit over 100 million likes and 1 million followers he dropped a crazy rhyme… featuring @loozecannon1 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 this man is on a GENERATIONAL run!!!
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Nigga doing the crash bandicoot 😂😂
Scientists modeled the exact dance moves men should use to attract women.
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Y’all do not like yourselves. That’s why everybody gotta come back to the office, you can’t go eat lunch or the movies alone, and your SO can’t go anywhere without you. You’re a loser and you know it, but you’ve decided to make it everyone else’s problem
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why is she writing like god in genesis on slide two
Wow we really are in hell
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Young or ziggler
Damn I miss that nigga Dolph
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16 minute into a cooking video and this mf introduce an ingredient he overnight soaked marinated and refrigerated
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The sad part about it, she isn't making this shit up.
This being 75% of black twitter
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The nerve of these niggas to say she ain’t fine
The gorgeous Jill Scott.😍
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I was 2 weeks old when Mitch McConnell was elected to the United States Senate. In 2 weeks, I’ll be replacing him.
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JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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What have I done
Donald Trump has signed an executive order to change the name of New Mexico to New America.
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