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I’d come out of my grave and slime out everyone in the 50000 mile radius if I found out my wife was using my death to market some hot sauce
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
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Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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Deport ts retard
Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) profile pictureMukhtar
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Harman Singh Kapoor assaulted a child.
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Boult 'surprised' by Australia's reverse swing in first Test: cricket.com.au/news/trent-bo… #NZvAUS
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Dhobi dogs 😭😭😭😭
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Bruce Jatt (@BruceWayneKxip) profile pictureBruce Jatt@BruceWayneKxip14h
Two Big daddies of IPL in one team😭😭🔥🔥
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Honestly one day to burst crackers if maintained with healthy limits wouldn’t be that deep. It’s lowk fun and unites people
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i might get bashed for it but diwali should be cracker free, just full of lights, sweets & good vibes, without all this air & noise pollution.
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😭😭😭
Richard Hanania (@RichardHanania) profile pictureRichard Hanania
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Erika Kirk: “It’s the little things. I miss Charlie when I see his hot sauce on the shelf, which is now available at grocery stores everywhere.” It’s an instinct.
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Kids be smarter than boomers. The future of this country is bright. Santras are done for in a couple of generations.
Indian Tintin (@IndianTintin_) profile pictureIndian Tintin
@IndianTintin_Nov 6
This 6kka generation does not burst firecrackers. Gen Z and Gen Alpha. A lot of my favourite childhood memories as a little boy was walking around like a commando with a bag full of explosives especially blowing up that green bomb. Diwali should sound like AKs going off for 5 days. It did until a decade ago.
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A Delhi couple bought 5 kg of live fish from local fishermen at Dhanushkodi beach and released them back into the sea 😭 The ocean didn't need your charity. Your brain needed some oxygen, Common sense is clearly not everyone's birthright!!!?
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Being from Afghanistan and talking against lgbtq 😂😂
MG 🏳️ (@FavAfghanx_n) profile pictureMG 🏳️@FavAfghanx_nNov 6
They normalized pedophilia. They normalized rape. They normalized drugs. They normalized adultery. They normalized pornography. They normalized alcohol. They normalized LGBTQ. Yet they blame Islam for corrupting society, when Islam strictly forbids these immoral acts.
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Deadass laughed 😂😭🤣
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@iamklausenbergNov 6
Woman: “Just because I had sex with 35 guys don't make me a HOE” Man:
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you should be more worried about an empty restaurant on a friday night
Harman Singh Kapoor (@kingkapoor72) profile pictureHarman Singh Kapoor
@kingkapoor72Nov 6
This immigrant shouted,"Free Palestine," outside my restaurant and I replied. 😂
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“Homeground advantage” 😭😭
CosmicKohli (@Darkmatter18X) profile pictureCosmicKohli@Darkmatter18X14h
😭😭😭
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Ab and Gayle aren’t the best and 2nd best overseas players
Sohel. (@SohelVkf) profile pictureSohel.
@SohelVkfNov 6
After AB de Villiers and Gayle, who do you think is the 3rd greatest overseas player to have ever played for RCB ?
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Sanghoids are legit trapped in the most retarded racist and cuck of an echo chamber
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This is not even a debate Punjab is deadarse the most pathetic loser here
Aditya Saha (@Adityakrsaha) profile pictureAditya Saha
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Which team do you think won this trade?
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3.3 : Rohit Dropped 3.4 : Kohli caught Sums up their luck and career
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Punjab might deadarse be the most retarded franchise of all time
Mufaddal Vohra (@mufaddal_vohra) profile pictureMufaddal Vohra
@mufaddal_vohra13h
🚨 HARDIK AND ARSHDEEP TRADE DEAL IS SIGNED AND SUBMITTED TO THE BCCI. 🚨 - Mumbai Indians and Punjab Kings have submitted their paperwork with consent from both the players to the BCCI. (Rahul Rawat).
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Upset cause people didn’t wish a hbd to your favourite billionaire celebrity on “social media”
Aditya Saha (@Adityakrsaha) profile pictureAditya Saha
@AdityakrsahaNov 6
Barring KL Rahul, no other active Indian cricketer wished birthday to Virat on Insta. P.S: No hate to any players, of course just thought of it
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Because Indian women are hot
Axiomique (@Axiomique) profile pictureAxiomique@AxiomiqueNov 4
Why didn’t Abdul El-Sayed marry an Egyptian? Why an Indian of all ethnicities on this earth?
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