24, Chemical engineer, the dogs name is Archie

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I dont need a halloween costume… every girl already treats me like im an ugly monster…
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yeah i have a gambling addiction. i can’t stop betting on myself
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My dentist just dropped the tube, went "5 second rule" and stuck that shit right back in man wtf
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incels are the true philosophers of our time
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I've been going cyber psycho since 2019
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the liberal winds of Seattle on every Butker kick
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instead of a "for you" page there should be a "for someone else" page and it just shows you stuff you dont give a shit about
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i hit the 67 motion on the interstate and crashed
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wemby was launching bricks in solidarity with the french protesters
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The Chargers have gone 11-14 (including playoffs) since Jim Harbaugh was kidnapped by the Dirty Bubble
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If I was a power ranger what color would I be? 🤔
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Opera O didn't do her homework at all
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That is a disgusting act by Randy Moss
Gun to your head name a moon.
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假装跳楼 等下面人一多我就朝下面尿尿
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drunk guy just walked up to a table and goes “you know what i’d like to buy you guys?” they asked what. he said “not a god damn thing” let out the biggest belly laughed and walked out the door lmao
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