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Always unnerving when you're in public and clearly hear a voice that's traveling way further than you expected
Becoming a successful recording artist and after I die my kids start crying because Apple Music decided to animate my album cover and it's the "I've been kidnapped" distress signal I taught them
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Whatever you imagine the interior of this home in Urbana looks like, I guarantee you’ll be wrong. zillow.com/homedetails/408-W…
If you're ever just getting into a new hobby or interest, there's a brief period where you can recognize either side of a fundamental debate as insufferable jackasses you've always hated
Thought it was his driving record in Buffalo
Marshawn Lynch says the Seahawks put sensors in his shoulder pads that showed he was taking 7 car crashes worth of hits every game 🤯
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People telling on themselves criticizing Caleb Williams for crying over a half a quarter of football
Do you think a single NFL team uses advanced metrics to evaluate their QB or other QBs? Do you think Mike Macdonald cares what Purdy’s EPA is when he’s game planning against him? Think critically about this for 3 seconds. I guarantee to you the 49ers don’t. Otherwise they would’ve paid him the like the best QB.