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buy my sample pack plz ty link in desc
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mom is not taking the midterms well
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who’s this made for genuinely
Anakin and Malfoid seem to be becoming symbols of the right-wing movement lately. But whether you see Malfoid as a political symbol, just enjoy the memes, or love creating Malfoid content, it doesn't matter. If you love Malfoid, you're always welcome to come hang out with us! teapaw.org/i/chat/group_join/g210…
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I don't think I've posted this yet
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THIS NIGGA IS FROM PERU 😭😭🙏
/pol/ is having a night
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first openly gay man to senate first black female governor first latina governor in texas first native american governor first black governor in Wisconsin
first native american female governor charlie kirk deadass died for nothing LMFAOOOOO
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TO NEW ZEALANDERS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE hi im an advocate to vote green party but voting labour is okay too i guess just get the bald blue man out please ❤️
genuniely ive been so nz voting pilled cuz i dont want a shit future so all i was thinking about was the nz votes BRO when all the content creators started being like "GET IN UR VOTES" i was like ?? when tf did anyone start caring about nz brah ok✌️ and then i realized
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a post by someone who doesn’t live in australia, completely failing to emulate australian speech, using an image of a non-australian man, complaining about australian migration
“Yeah so many bloody poms around here aye! Good on Albo we didn’t fight the Eureka Stockade for nothin hahah!” “Indian migrants? Nah mate that’s too important. It’s vital my Uber Eats is delivered by a guy shouting on WhatsApp in Hindi who smells like a mosh pit. Such a vibe.”
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Ain't this you?
> supports ren > hasnt moved on yet ren wants to YOU LAUGH YOU GO TO HELL
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Suddenly remebered a time were biast was actually coming to forsaken at a point. Cannot believe this shit actually could've happened lmao
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replacing a song about john henry, a prominent black figure of power with toby fox music for a post about teto might actually be the whitest thing ever
How it feels wanting to give up opening chests for 13 hours then remembering theres a Teto skin we need to get
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new zealanders this tweet is not for you voting green or red is sexy. voting blue makes you unfuckable and worthless
ik im from europe but voting blue is sexy btw
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Literally what the fuck did you do to get it to sound like this
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Replying to @bjorklaren
Imagine NZ embarrasses us and is the only country to swing right when everywhere else is swinging left 😭
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HOPE RETURNS. WOKE ZEALAND NEXT. COME ON WOKETEAROA.
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Online nazis don't even speak english anymore, they just speak in strings of the stupidest sounding dogwhistles & slurs now and expect you to think that they are speaking a sentence that's comprehensible to normal people
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📲𝔹𝕣𝕠 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕕 𝕒 𝕘𝕡𝕥 𝕠𝕗 𝕞𝕖 🤔💀🙌
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Please don't believe the virtual currency advertisements of other accounts!
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