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comedian/writer. same username on IG. i'm touring around the UK with my show clout - tix below

comedy town
Joined March 2009
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a thread of all the sketches I’ve done with Lola-Rose Maxwell in case you want a laff (lagh?)
when you need to confirm you're not a robot
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Big Ag’s worst nightmare is us seeing what’s really behind labels like Red Tractor and ‘responsibly sourced’. Get a glimpse through the truth goggles 👉 bit.ly/4htqmIB Stevie Martin for Project Slingshot
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In case you were wondering if Larry Ellison would use his partial ownership of TIKTok to shut down the exposure of his billionaire buddies and their weirdness, corruption and grifting … wonder no more. TikTok just shut down the media page of the world renowned, Oscar winning director Alex Gibney’s documentary film “MUSK”. The comprehensive documentary on all things Elon. It’s more f&@&’d then you can imagine. The best thing any of us can do now is to go see it! It will blow your mind. Billionaire broke mind virus. Hear it from the people who have known Elon over the years. #BrokeMindVirus
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So Zelensky took out a major Russian bot farm and social media traffic on X and other sites dropped by 50%. HALF of the traffic on social media is nothing but Russian propaganda bots and trolls. Things that make you go hmmmm.
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SCOOP: A pro-AI dark money group backed by a powerful super PAC funded by execs tied to Palantir and OpenAI, has been secretly paying influencers to push pro-AI, anti-China propaganda on TikTok and IG. wired.com/story/super-pac-ba…
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first person to design an AI blocker … 💰💰💰
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“In the end the Party would announce that two and two made five, and you would have to believe it.” -George Orwell, 1984.
RFK Jr: "President Trump has a different way of calculating percentages. If you have a $600 drug and you reduce it to $10, that's a 600% reduction."
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last london show on Saturday. This picture sums up the vibe (v intense political satire). Tickets at steviemartin.com
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i do not care if Trump's comments result in nothing tonight. no one who even thinks of saying the phrase "a whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again" should be allowed to operate an ice cream stand, nevermind the most powerful office on the planet
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The craziest part about Donald Trump giving Iran another 48 hours to reopen the Strait of Hormuz is that he raped kids with Jeffrey Epstein
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I cried for more than an hour before deciding to write this story. I found it difficult to calm down after reading Annie's complaint. The press are choosing not to report the details.
EXCLUSIVE: A federal judge has refused to toss Annie Altman’s incest and child sexual abuse suit against her sibling, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, keeping the case alive for a 2027 Missouri jury — and with it the prospect of enormous damages under the state’s childhood sex abuse law.
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A healthy audience for #SNLUK last night. Beat Channel 4 (basically unheard of for Sky). Trounced SNL US. Outscored the final season of A League of Their Own. Usual caveats apply about overnight audiences only being a small part of the ratings picture. deadline.com/2026/03/saturda…
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The first ever: Live from London, it’s Saturday Night!
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I’d by any metric that SNL UK episode one was a hit soooooooo
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I typoed cos I was too excited and high on the thrill of sketch comedy
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Butter is £8
🚨 NEW: The proposed names the Government is considering calling its new towns - Elizabethtown (after the Queen) - Pankhurst (after suffragette Emmeline) - Attleeton (after ex-PM) - Athelstan (first King of England) - Seacole (after nurse Mary) [@thetimes]
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god its been years since I’ve had a good old barney on here. At no point did I say you have to like a show or you can’t think a show is bad. I just believe this doing well might get original sketch shows made again okay goodbye love you
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anyone replying to my previous SNL UK post gleefully shitting on the show: sure go ahead. Enjoy safe reboots of old favourites for the rest of time (and I say that having been in one)
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A person: there’s no tv sketch comedy anymore Same person: this new tv sketch comedy show that hasnt aired yet is shit. I will also give it one episode max before I decide it’s irredeemable and slag it off online, leaving no room for improvement/ development of any future shows
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try just letting SNL UK happen. If you don’t like it, shrug and move on, and it will lead to more shows that you maybe do like. TV sketch comedy in the UK is on its knees right now. Just let it try.
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