oh yeah requirements are - must be funny , must be gay adjacent and/or emo , must be metaphorically jobless , & must be an adult ! :D
day 4 of fortnite pirate token hunting:
✩ over 1000 chests opened
✩ my friends have nearly all given up
✩ i have been yelled at by approximately 17 polish children
✩ acquired every single other reward
✩ had a dream my squad got the token without me and woke up VIOLENT
the type of performances i’ll drop when it means literally nothing at all to anbody because we’re all hunting for this damn pirate token and i STILL DONT HAVE IT YET -_-
thank you liverpool fc for providing me with a much needed break from grinding for this fortnite pirate token ^_^
bruh this made me miss my old pigs so much they just dont make them like this anymore
Messaged this model on insta and wanted to send her money.
Ended up getting the urge to give her my bank login and she took everything.
The way she is just like “whoops”
My life is just a game to these women
#findom #findomaus #paypig
