The State Champ

A lot of people are asking me if I would get with the Asian chick that hit the Charlie Kirk wannabe.

Trump in Salina, Kansas. Fun fact, that was the city the champ was born in and lived until the age of 9

I seriously operate much better on daylight wasting time when we “fall behind”

Nothing like coming home and cracking a cold one after a long hard day at the resin mines

I would appreciate it if you didn’t write me any strongly worded tweets. Thank you for your attention to this matter

I ❤️ daylight wasting time

My mom used to take us to church on Halloween where you had to dress up like a Bible character instead of a ghoul

Don’t be surprised if you see a lot of people doing the monster mash this evening

Seeing a lot of youngsters dressed up as KKK members

I’m dressing up as a 46 year Scientist/Chutist this evening

I overheard someone saying that Edward Scissorhands is a Halloween movie. Horrible take in my opinion.

Make sure to check your kids’ trick or treating bags for apples with razor blades in them. Just in case you might need a shave

I’ve got a bowl full of cherry mash candies to give out to the little kiddies this evening

We should have a holiday where you go door to door and lift weights with your neighbors

I don’t own a single piece of camouflage clothing

Happy Halloweener

Everybody dance now

Got a little sprinkley rain going on cooling things down

The RACs (Raw Agriculture Commodities)