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Deadbeat plant dad Deadpan humour

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Joined March 2012
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Cody Woady!
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Shouts to Fleetwood Mac
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It's Pop Up Season! Prepare your minds and pockets ... #TheBibimbapPopup is live on the 7th of November at @auralifestylegh Deets on the poster below Pre order links soon! 🌞
🤖 Made with AI
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Boy no rappi, asɛ M.I Abaga
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wish nicki minaj would endorse me
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kpoffman retweeted
ACCRA … It’s time … let’s connect on 6th November at Beer Garden Pen & Paper 2️⃣ Listening Party … Powered by @DMI_world See you soon … You’re about to hear a classic! @Shakerthis
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You be ma bae without the Acapulco
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Y'all bouta make me richie like Mensah
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I can get into it, but I digress
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Why the cock dey crow, but the crow no dey cock
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Doubt what yo mouf say
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Uber driver had Lay Away on loop for the entire 45min ride. Idk if it was bc I asked him to turn up the volume when I sat in or he was already doing his own thing before me...
Me yɛ Tong Po mpɔ ni, na m'adane cyborg
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You beat me to the punch
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Up the ante, baby!
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Imagine calling dibs on market wares
Imagine going to the market with your friend, seeing a dress you love, and telling her you want to buy it after you’re done buying corn. She walks away, and you assume she’s getting smth else, only for her to return laughing that she bought the dress because she liked it too.
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Akucho nem the best thing to happen to GH Rap since Lyrical Wars
Ohhh shit 😂😂😂😂 #NowhereCoolAt10
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Shouts to the moon
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Me yɛ Tong Po mpɔ ni, na m'adane cyborg
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