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no pressure, no diamonds

Joined April 2009
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Even Black Mirror didn’t see this one coming. The people are lining up for chocolate n cornflake biscuit
this is why i say uk people are useless. they can wake up early and queue like this for new m&s cookies, but where are they when it's time to vote?😭😭
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I DONT FUCKING BELIEVE IT. AFTER SIX AND A HALF YEARS HE REPLIED
Been a quick five years man
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I'm pretty much just using Bluesky these days but I do want everyone to know that I've got my IG Reels and TikTok algorithms to a near perfect state. Pure psychic warfare
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J retweeted
Never want to hear they cunts cry about refs again
Hahahahahahahahahah not even a yellow.... fuckin wow... STRAIGHT RED
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IM FUCKING CRYING
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seven beers deep and a health bar just appeared above the bouncer’s head
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this is frying me dude. guy got turned into a nugget at 20 by a flying toy & theyre gonna let him use his chin to turn other teenagers into nuggets and ABC is running it as a feel good story. right when u think its done boom pan to his nazi patch collection. satire genius. dying
Ukrainian veteran Ruslan Knysh is just 20 years old. Still, he continues to defend his country after losing both arms and legs in a Russian drone attack. Today, he is training to become a drone pilot by using a customized chin controller to operate unmanned ground vehicles. abcnews.link/H2WKOYt
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Patrick Stewart has sadly passed away at the age of 86.
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EVERY H3 PODCAST CLIP: Some Guy: wow you two smell like you've been fucking Tamara: yeah haha we kinda do smell like we were fucking in a closet minutes ago Ethan: fuckin PLEASE subtly change the subject NOW or I'll KILL MYSELF Hila (glassy eyes opening, sucking up drool): Kill?
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My boy looking at himself in the end on the verge of tears. You know a wild sob was coming through soon as the cameras cut 😂
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Please no laughing at the back
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Memphis Lyft driver helps a young man whose girlfriend cheated on him after 2 years together
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Smh thank god for these videos because they would’ve been covering this up and make it look like its the people that’s been oppressed that’s carry out the atrocities that’s happening
This is so inhumane. I am so sorry the world is letting you all down!
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you think this is gonna be a mildly funny bit related to smiling friends but no, this is just live-action smiling friends. it's live action smiling friends. nothing about it.
straight from the smiling friends universe:
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I ain’t gonna cap. Folks got pasts. Cool. But yeah, I’m not dating anyone who could let someone like Adam 22 speak to me in this manner. Period.
he really broke up with her in less than 24 hours after this LMFAOOO
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The old Celtic Tiktok smashing it again...
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Wheeee
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Sewer rats
Ce mec de Nice a gagné tout mon respect. #17octobre
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J retweeted
If certain players are made for certain teams I can’t help but think Callum Osmand is made for Celtic.
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