Yesterday at the Aeon kids’ play area (where eating is prohibited), some Chinese woman was munching on snacks, opening toy packages, and leaving crumbs, bags, and even tiny wrappers scattered all over the floor where babies crawl. I picked up every last piece of trash, walked over to where the BBA (the mom) was sitting along the edge of the play area, slammed the garbage down right next to her ass, and politely taught her a lesson: “Hey! Pick up your trash. Stop making a mess. Babies could eat this shit. This isn’t your country, you filthy piece of trash.” She turned bright red and started screaming at me in some alien language. Thanks a lot. Now die.