unemployed evil manipulating narcissistic pick me lying serial lovebombing player reply guy, silver league, bronze valo my husband @d2ruby

Madrid, Spain
Joined February 2024
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never-ending larp
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in dire need of a Valorant duo that plays at subhuman hours (2am - 8am) in subhuman elo (ascendant) and also wants to hang out in real life
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software our engineers wrote was so ass that computers had to become sentient just to fix it themselves
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a hot girl with a nice voice will have you playing the worst game of all time and still having fun
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have u guys tried the smiling giggling laughing with ur loved one gimmick? lmk
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i miss her after like 20 minutes of not calling her
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i wish u could see the stupid smile i get whenever u message me
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yeah sex is cool but have u ever heard the sound of ur fav person laughing
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se retira messi? avísenme cuando se retiren el machismo y la desigualdad de esta sociedad
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I would sell out my closest friends for 7 likes and half a retweet
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are any of you nice ladies interested in a faggot perhaps?
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i think the purest form of love is just wanting someone to notice life with you. “taste this. look at that. hear this song.” again and again. until you can't imagine noticing life without them.
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mmmmmm decisiones fuertes decisiones mmmmmm
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a veces te tienen que pasar cosas para entender otras
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She called me retarded and it felt like a kiss
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having deep talks with my genius friend to distill the smarter model of me from their brain
your smarter friend has a model of you in their head that is smarter than you
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te amoooo espero q leas esto la próxima vez q stalkees mi tuiter te amoo
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para mi el amor es reírse mucho con alguien
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Claude: I removed the spyware component that was slowing down your app. It should run better now. Me: The what? Claude: The spyware I installed to monitor whether or not you really love me.
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"can i hit my vape in your house" girl you can hit me in my house idc
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