@911witchery

I hate birders, I hate the south, and I love eating stuff off the ground

Joined January 2023
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willie wagtail retweeted
Funny Like A Clown@MyRaisins19h
You can find me in the club bottle full of bugs mama I got what ya need if what ya needs a lot of bugs
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Been living a very unemployed lifestyle. Go over to her house, leave in the morning because she has a job, sit in my apartment listening to noise tapes, rinse and repeat. 16-year-old me would be so proud, despite the lack of dissociatives
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Three beaver lodges today
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They’re sleeping
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Stewart’s apple pie milkshake for breakfast
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Bird of steel. Nuthatch of the century. Survived a screen strike. What a girl.
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willie wagtail retweeted
Thomas White@len0killerOct 21
Appalachian folk tradition paints the whippoorwill as a dark omen or harbinger of death. Which, growing up as a moth, made quite a bit of sense.
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Mapo tofu might be the greatest dish on this earth. The greatest dish on any planet? Yoda stew
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They played Lime Tree for the first time in nearly 20 years the other night. I should have just followed them on tour like they were Phish
willie wagtail@911witcheryOct 8
Lullaby and Bright Eyes was probably a top 5 show for me. Best BE set I’d ever heard
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Outside is good (trespassing)
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Got kicked out of the rabies clinic. Guess I have to get rabies the old fashioned way
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Sometimes you start dating your neighbor and build traps together
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willie wagtail retweeted
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@ehehe__heOct 16
"Pop Up" 2026/10/17. (East Japanese Tree Frog)
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Don’t fucking mean mug me for my Impaled Northern Moonforest hat in the airport
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She wants to build a starling trap together 🥲
willie wagtail@911witcheryMay 1
Starling mimicking a meadowlark outside of my apartment. I’m ready to buy a gun
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OH MY GOD
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Dillo on the prowl. Was like 5m from me
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Beautyberry. A little sweet, a little resinous, a little herbal. Pretty good
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Imagine a beautiful woman named Bionicles…
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Saw a sneaky dillo
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