It’s mad how Andersen’s return to Fulham was so heavily romanticised and now it’s just a stark reminder as to why you should never let an ex back in. Simply has to be sold in January for a cut price. Scuppers every chance he gets to redeem himself. #ffc

Eddie’s Goin’ Nketiah

Another Fulham disaster-class in not being able to finish your fucking dinner. Could’ve been 3 goals to the good at half time but we simply don’t have the bollocks to tuck it home and run away with games for nailed-on Ws. Seriously poor up top and we’ve no resolve. #ffc

Indeed, but we know how the food chain works

In his younger years - if long-term injuries didn’t stunt his career - he would’ve been in the mix for an England spot. One of the cleanest, calmest innovators in the game. Glides through bodies, lays it up on a silver platter and has an eye for the spectacular. Fulham legend.

Fulham haven’t been trounced this season and are better than glancing opinions may state. Their league standing isn’t determining. Uh oh, eh.

You’ve simply gotta love the calming sight of Tom Cairney on a Premier League pitch sending mere boys in comparison to the offie for a Ribena and a Twirl. Alvaro will be wise to tap into his experience from here onward, the 35-year-old can still stick and move, no messing. #ffc

Captive Tigers Euthanised

Three points, virtually in the bag from kick-off. Hull were bystanders as Fulham’s stranglehold tightened and if it weren’t for a string of glaring misses, it could’ve been a cricket score. Berge superlative, King presiding, Bassey immovable and Arbeloa, relieved. Giiiit up! #ffc

As ever, everything positive in advanced areas is being quality checked by King. He’s been sensational. His close control has sucked markers in and in an instance, he’s away. So nice with it. We have to go again after the break, find that second and push on properly. #ffc

I’d take Barry Chuckle at this point

You’re probably absolutely right as well

Won’t say much more on this (I’m lying) but next weekend is make-or-break for Arbeloa. If he can’t secure three points at home against Hull fucking City, he has to get the boot. I’d go all-out for Eddie Howe, no fannying about. Old Father Time is sharpening the guillotine. #ffc

Arbeloa had three weeks to establish a plan of action. I am totally unconvinced by his tactical understanding and yet again, his subs were illogical and damning. We do not know how to kill teams off, cut adrift in attacking scenarios and panicked in the latter stages. See ya.

Jack’s one of the nicest fellas I’ve ever met by the way

Our decision making and execution in the final third is woeful. Seriously have to chat about how many decent openings we squander. Garcia hasn’t been able to make it stick, we’ve paused in decent scenarios down the left and we can’t hit the target for buggery. Up it. #ffc

Say it Scream it Up the Fulham

You’ll never sing that

After allegedly sharing choice words with Bangladesh’s manager, this is the best way to shut mouths up. Get in, Farhaan! Making waves on the senior international stage and progressing excellently at Boreham Wood. “Wonderkid”. #ffc