sitting next to someone who still plays wordle on this flight and getting second hand embarrassment
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staring my own mortality in the face realizing that Levels is now a throwback people love – at San Juan, Puerto Rico
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there’s a girl doing plyometric stretches in the aisle of my redeye flight from LA to NYC which is a sentence I wish didn’t make so much sense
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what’s it like being in boston? i took this photo, standing inside another dunkin’ donuts
Is “super loud New Yorker talking to someone across the aisle” secretly worse than crying baby on the flight nuisance scale?
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I keep having conversations with people who are from the east coast about how I don’t understand Mid-Atlantic states. It’s awkward every time but I need people to know that Delaware is a foreign concept to me
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I love to buy new vitamins so that I can put the whole bottle in a drawer and never take any of them and then throw the bottle away in 4 years.
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Bernie meme just broke a land-speed record for shortest time between inception and mom sending me posts
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Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov
