All Access Dietetics

suspect complains about how confusing and overwhelming it is to study for the RD exam but hasn’t signed up for Pass Class which will make them more confident, motivated, and supported

suspect just wants to sleep but they have to study and take a 125 question (minimum) exam about everything they’ve ever learned so they can finally become a registered dietitian after years of hard work (see: blood, sweat, and tears)

suspect doesn’t know the first thing about buying a house and how a mortgage works but can recite all 9 essential amino acids

suspect doesn’t know the first thing about doing taxes but can tell you how many grams of carbohydrates are in one slice of bread and how protein is metabolized

suspect can’t spell wednesday but can spell methionine, phenylalanine, and gluconeogensis

suspect has a never ending to-do list but is scrolling on Instagram right now

suspect is studying for the RD exam but would rather be sleeping

suspect is studying to become a registered dietitian but is lost when it comes to scoop sizes

suspect is studying to become a registered dietitian but can’t recite the steps of glycolysis

suspect is gluten free but still eats pizza and pasta

suspect is lactose intolerant but still uses real milk in their coffee and eats cheese and ice cream

suspect says they’re going to do work at the library but they spend the whole time talking to their friend instead and get zero studying done

*when you don’t get to wear scrubs at your new rotation / job* this is going to ruin the tour

*when you forget to pack snacks* this is going to ruin the tour

*when you have to wear a hairnet for foodservice lab / rotations* this is going to ruin the tour

*when you forget to RSVP for All Access Dietetics Summit on Sunday August 4 and miss out on a full day of 🔥 sessions* this is going to ruin the tour

*when your friend or family member says they’re trying that diet trend they saw online* this is going to ruin the tour

*when your foodservice rotation doesn’t have free lunch / snacks* this is going to ruin the tour

*when you spill your coffee before a full day at your clinical rotation* this is going to ruin the tour

*when the professor says put everything away we’re having a pop quiz* this is going to ruin the tour