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Wayne Campbell

@ABakingPowder

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 Aurora, IL
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Joined February 2010
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Tell me, when the first show is over, will you still love me when Im an incredibly humungoid giant star?
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First he screws me, then he screws you. Its Dutch door action.
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No Stairway, denied!
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Its like people only do these things because they can get paid. And thats just really sad.
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No Stairway, denied!
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Were looking down on Waynes basement. Only thats not Waynes basement. Isnt that weird? Garth! That was a haiku!
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Benjamin is nobodys friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, hed be pralines and dick.
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Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
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Oh. Well Wayne will understand that right away... NOT!
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But what Id really like is to do Waynes World for a living.It might happen.Yeah,and monkeys might fly out of my butt.
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Shes a babe. Shes a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called babia majora.
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Oh. Well Wayne will understand that right away... NOT!
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Were not worthy! Were not worthy!
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Tent pole! She's a babe!
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Well thats where I see things just a little differently. Contract or no, I will not bow to any sponsor.
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Phil, what are you doing here? Youre partied out, man. Again.
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Shes a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called babia majora.If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln.
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That is a babe. She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
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Ribbed for her pleasure. Ewww.
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First he screws me, then he screws you. Its Dutch door action.
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