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Lots of tinfoil bullshit about Russell Brand's accusers only now coming out of the woodwork now his star has fallen & he's pivoted to the right. Anyway, here's Mark Fisher chiding left wing women for their concerns about his sexual conduct *back in 2013* theobeers.com/favorites/file…
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I love US elections, just button smashing Msismspmssipi Senate Race & hoping Google knows what it means (it does)
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Real testament to our bozo political class that the new censorship around what we're able to consume & do to one another is so vague and nonsensical no one even knows what's illegal (including the bozo legislators!) until it eventually gets tested in court
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Brilliant, have serving - ostensibly progressive - MPs using health scares (which we vaccinate for, btw) to push for American Evangelical style anti-sodomy laws
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A cop in every bedroom
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Match pints 26/27 🍻🍻 Asahi £7.60 Pre-season Down South
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Underfall / Butcombe Brewing Co. £6.00 League 2 Down South But the Bit with the Good Accents
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One to forget, but #logging a fiver can of Heineken in a plastic cup at Midlands, Probably, Definitely Not Up North
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The oats, cane sugar & shochu in my gut fighting amongst themselves to see how upright I am at the end of the 3pm kickoff
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All sex that doesn't happen through a hole in a sheet banned by 2030
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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East Coast Main Line Supremacy
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do you guys want to see my favorite video on the Internet
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Could tell them guy behind the counter had been gagging to ask someone "how's the head?" all day (the head was great, thanks)
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No way is it controversial to acknowledge that matchgoing fans have a symbiotic relationship with their clubs, and being a fan of somewhere you have no ties to is more akin to being like those people who got really, really into Game of Thrones when it was on - right??
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Have lots of photo & video shoots lined up in the next couple of months so you'll all start getting the nudes you followed for instead of me just yapping away :-) (taking selfies weirds me out)
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(In the interim there is purchasable content on my AW! Linked via the gallery page on my website)
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Notice how there are no Leonard Cohen songs about getting your money up
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Turns out you can just order both types of the herbal tea you can't decide between w your dinner and no one will stop you
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Watching Sex and the City out of mainly curiosity... Sarah Jessica Parker has just compared the social differences between married and unmarried people to The Troubles. This episode aired two months after the Good Friday Agreement.
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Having war (lockdown) flashbacks watching a game w no fans in the stadium, v spooky
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