@ADDiane

five pounds of crazy in a two pound bag https://xitter.cf/t.co/tvbIjt1kXf

 Portland, OR
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Joined February 2009
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What's it called when you have the munchies, but for a person.
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oh my god please
homelesshooligan@itswingwhenirun17h
my mom js took money out of my account someone fuck me please i cant do this
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My cat doesn’t loaf, he… turkeys?
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Joe
@electionsjoeOct 25
What the actual fuck
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 25
New Netanyahu post:
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alice 𓃹@asbestocess219h
what it GENUINELY feels like to resist an afternoon nap
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when I was a kid I wasn't allowed to watch Oswald because I'd cry when it came on not because it upset me but because I loved him too much and didn't know how to express it to my parents and this trait followed me into adulthood
Nostalgia
@nostalgiaaOct 23
Proof the shows we watched as kids were lower stimulation
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scoobs@scoobsluvr18h
this is also kinda tmi but when i first got him i couldnt even poop without him crying lol and the only thing that made him feel better was laying in this alligator backpack
scoobs@scoobsluvr18h
trying to shower but u have a super clingy dachshund
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camille :-)@dustytit16h
I’m rewatching the rehearsal and nathan asking the child actor if he sees him as a believable father only for the kid to say “I mean you’re a great scene partner” is so goddamn funny
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sean
@_sn_nOct 25
“Classic Obama snobbery”
Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlockOct 24
Classic Obama snobbery. Cheesecake Factory is a great option for people who can’t afford a private chef at their Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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sammm ☆@onlysammmsOct 25
religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women
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Someone finally put it into words
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Basil🧡
@LinkofSunshineOct 24
I’ll never get over this being the literal only video we have of the Burmese coup lol
sean
@_sn_nOct 23
how “I don’t care about politics” people look
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My poor cat pooped on himself so now he has to be summarily stripped of all his dignity
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Really don't think I've seen a single person give an accurate reading of Elizabeth Holmes' whole deal: that she likes to psychically offload the complexities of life to controlling men so she can retreat and live her dream of playing scientist.
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I saw a little girl dressed up as a bee keeper at trunk or treat AND SHE HAD HER GUINEA PIG IN A TINY PORTABLE CAGE AND IT WAS WEARING A BEE COSTUME.
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Hestia, Esq@Hestia_Esq21h
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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Keith Edwards
@keithedwards17h
this is so bleak
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Mark Duplass
@MarkDuplassOct 24
u have no idea what this means to me
bug@shtrayratOct 24
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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manifestina@manifestinaaOct 25
This is how you ignore negative thoughts btw
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Eliza@elizacloveOct 24
I felt pressured to push through this illness and “walk my way out of it” so I decided to do 10,000 steps and I ended up crying in a field and had to get picked up. I was then in PEM for a solid 3 months from that walk alone. Don’t listen to Drs on here telling you to exercise.
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The PBS documentary on Jonestown is genuinely amazing but there’s this great bit about Jim Jones’s career as a door to door pet monkey salesman where they talk to this woman and she’s like Oh yeah I remember Jim Jones. Bought a monkey from him. Anyways the monkey hanged itself.
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