People watcher. Runs a social supermarket. Instant Pot ninja. DMs open. Never Reform. #ncfc

Joined December 2009
Is showing yourself as a shallow twat worth all of the dopamine hits from the ensuing engagement? Discuss.
Never underestimate the man with the mid wife. Those men conquer nations
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So this week's performative outrage in no particular order: - The pedestrianisation of Oxford Street. - Harry Kane winning the Ballon d'or. - Bowel cancer screening kits. We're not going to make it are we?
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Well deserved. Congratulations to the Kane's.
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Adam retweeted
The funk soul brother
Carrick out now 😡😡
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🖖 RIP Walter Koenig 1936 - 2026
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Man goes home from work.
BREAKING: Jason Wilcox has departed from Manchester United training ground, however the question still looms, is Michael Carrick still in his job? 🚨
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Just had my Woody Harrelson Hemsworth moment.
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It's a strange breed of person that rages against pedestrianisation.....
Oxford Street. Reimagined.
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I feel sorry for Carrick. Get out. For your own wellbeing. The place is toxic.
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😁 a few years later and...
One day I'm going to dub Julia's Theme on to some Blakes 7 episode endings. #EastEnders
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Early. Blowing a hoolie outside. Tea.
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A masterpiece
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I want to buy a hat but have no idea which style suits.
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