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A human being. Born at a very young age 🍏

Nairobi
Joined March 2014
An Avocado raised by both parents, went to group of schools 🥑
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Lessons from LMM launch. 1. Kalonzo should learn to read the room. You can not go to LMM meeting belittle their presidential candidate and expect fans to be "accommodating". Watermelon 🍉 shot himself in the foot. 2. Gachagua is a sharp guy, he read the room and tried to say the right things. He tried to brand LMM and sifuna as luhya outfit, in vain. At some point Riggy G asked why luhyas take kasongo's money and he had to be reminded about Olkalou, He switched topics immediately to please the crowd. Something Kalonzo could not do, after all years in politics. 3. Sifuna is a national leader LMM owes no one no apologies. Wantam!
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I hate cheap men. Cheap men normally have no stand, no loyalty or even respect for themselves. Kalonzo is an embarrassment to the opposition
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Most awaited world events;Return of Jesus;Peace in the middle East;The fall of William Ruto.Confirmation of the existence of Aliens.
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It's a movement not an organisation!
I'm watching Linda Mwananchi live, and they look very disorganised buana
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Mnatuona Vizuri? 🤗 #LindaMwananchiMovement #LMM
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Wantam!
I have arrived at the Linda Mwananchi Party Headquarters to join my colleagues in the United Alternative Government for the Launch of the Linda Mwananchi Movement. When We Come Together, Great things Happen.
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I have arrived at the Linda Mwananchi Party Headquarters to join my colleagues in the United Alternative Government for the Launch of the Linda Mwananchi Movement. When We Come Together, Great things Happen.
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Michael Carrick remains incharge at Manchester United
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Salaried men will be chewing our women this weekend 😭
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Nairobians returning Jalango to Milele fm after a failed political career...
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Kenya is set to spend up to Sh1 billion to host Bayern Munich and Ajax for a friendly match on January 5, 2027, to officially open Raila Odinga Stadium.
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Talanta stadium costs twice the Allianz Arena in Munich
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29th October 2026, Uli manage?
Waziri @chirchir_davis, "By 30th October we will have dualled Rironi to Naivasha."
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Anne Waiguru who was the mastermind in the 791M NYS scandal has called Sifuna a poor man. Kujeni Mwone maajabu.
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I long ago said, Sifuna isn’t dumb. That’s all for now 🗣️
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The translation on X is annoyingly wrong. Every time!
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