I'm never post bracket tweeting until I beat Phuzix

11 days

If I'm clocking back in and you ask me now my break was, realize that I might just slime tf out of you. I didn't want to come back

I think there's a couple things you can't take away from a man. His barber, his favorite Indian gas station worker who always greets him with bro, & his Chinese food place

I don't know who needs to hear this but it'll save you a lot of pain: If you lost for being right, you were in fact, not right

You think if AI ever took over and found a type of content humans were better at generating, they'd call it "human slop"?

Working in corporate is going,"wow, that was a really nice thing to do. Was that a tax write off?"

How long after sex do I wait to practice my ledgetrapping

I firmly believe the government sends me a white girl every few months to keep tabs on me and make sure I haven't broken out of the matrix holding me back

Bathroom etiquette: Point your piss down into the water so they know you're not camping the stall

If you start a daily practice session w/o considering your last loss, you're throwing

Improving is a process. You can't ignore the process. And you can't skip the process.

If you've hit a plateau: - Play fewer games - Vod review in smaller sessions - Quality check your solutions before committing - Memorize the interactions & let your brain passively brainstorm - Limit the time you spend not running it back or fighting similar opponents

What happened to my timeljne

I find the hardest part of maintaining training regimens isn't rewarding yourself for doing it, but rewarding yourself for committing to the end of it- regardless of how you feel when doing it. Which in turn, gives you more motivation to do the thing

An unusually happy autistic man at my job who is never down was boasting how happy he was getting married. 3 weeks later I see the joy sucked from his face That should tell you everything you need to know

I swear that this thing that wouldn't happen bc I dont deserve it, would happen if the reason why I dont deserve it didn't exist

I knew a guy whose goal was to lose 100 lbs in the gym. He started and made progress, but on week 3, started new exercises that he personally had difficulty with. That disappointment made him quit.