Rape All Bugs

Bitches be like "what's your body count?" First of all, my future rape victim (😂), I have 2 or 3 nightmares a weak about getting gangraped by a wide variety of giant bugs. I take out my trauma on regular sized bugs by stomping on them and cumming on their little bodies 😂😂😂😂

I just saw Ben Shapiro's sister breastfeeding a Palestinian baby and the baby wilted and died and I could've sworn her breasts got a little bigger. Something for us all to keep tabs on I think

sanding all the unsightly veins off my penis for my mistress

i have never seen a thin dominatrix on twitter

ouchie my penis! i think all that boiling water hurted it

might nail my penis to the floor might not

my grandma let me hit and that pussy was garbage af no wonder my grandpa was molesting me i cant even blame him

i place my grandmas used pad face down in defense mode and end my turn

Hmmm what wacky hijinks will my penis get into today...

I learned today that I can fit 237 acupuncture needles in my penis. Hopefully @clavicular's $3000 jelquing e-course will increase the surface area so one day I can fit 300 like my papa

I think the worst part about having a micropenis is that there's really no ergonomic way to have someone back over it with their car

I put on a gold chain and a black shirt and I almost got deported by ICE because they thought I was Mexican

Do gay people ever push their buttholes together and see who can poop their poop into the other person first?

White trans women be like "sorry I was late to work I had to swing by Starbucks and get myself a pup cup"

I tried 20mg of Adderall once and I ended up edging to gay porn for 7 consecutive hours. Needless to say, it doesn't have an effect on me at all

Jeffrey Epstein admitted to watching Five Nights at Freddy's porn on 4chan I can't believe we jerk off to the same thing (only that)

If I'm not supposed to eat poop for dinner then why's it called a toilet bowl?

White trans women speedrun undertale and legend of zelda. Do black trans women speedrun NBA 2K?

Liberty Biberty is my fleshlight and he will drown in my cum

A close friend of mine was really drunk and broke down and confessed to me that he had a porn addiction involving animal torture and I didn't have the heart to tell him I kinda already assumed that because he's half Indonesian

Crazy to think that whenever I see a Dollar General employee there's about a 40% chance I've already had furry cyber sex with them in VR chat