AJ 'Sweet Pea' DiCosimo

One of the most intense scenes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe was this scene from 'Doctor Strange'

Had my penis removed so I could suck my own ribs.

I'll never forget where I was when I realized I shut off the greatest basketball game ever played cause I'm a fucking idiot.

It's okay, guys!!! The Cavs only got swept by the Knicks "analytically!"

Browns took a guy who played right tackle to play left tackle and wide receiver who can't catch.

NFL Insider? I hardly know her

Gee... I wonder where he got that idea from...

I kind of want to cum on Kristi Noem's husband's tits.

All I saw in that halftime show were a bunch of people not in the Epstein files having a lot of fun and if that pissed you off you're a bitch.

I feel like the Epstein files are being used to distract us from how bad the Melania movie is.

This is A LOT of elk cum

Taking big boy poops into potties y'all don't even understand

I want John Mulaney to play Bill Evans in a biopic. This post will get zero engagement cause this is a personal fantasy and most people will have no idea what I'm talking about.

I think I know where the Epstein list is! It's hidden inside that wall he promised in his last term.

Looks like SOMEBODY does not hold these truths to be self-evident

Technically, it is a ceasefire if you ignore the "cease" and the "fire" part.

I just said to my girlfriend that "T.J. McConnell is the J.J. Barea of Matthew Dellavedovas" and I don't think she will be having sex with me anytime soon.

Smash burgers are not good

Welp, I'm a squirter.