Explaining employer benefits by day, explaining myself the rest of the time. I live inside the Internet, basically.
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Gonna try to go to Fyre Festival this year, I hope they cleared up all the big issues and we can all just relax and enjoy some fine sandwiches.
Want to create your very own superhero? Here's how: put a cape on a lizard, then I don't really know figure out the rest on your own.
This was a bad idea his hooves busted up the keyboard really bad, sorry to end this early it's just...keyboards are really expensive (I have a mechanical keyboard like a hacker, they're like $200).
Promised my pet pig I'd let him do a "Twitter takeover" so here we go: the rest of the day is just gonna be my pig straight up Tweeting his thoughts. I won't be helping him type, just leaving him with the keyboard and letting him have at it. See you tomorrow, Twitter!
Checked after my tweet yesterday and there's a real life Potato World in Canada, once again proving my theory that Canada is obsessed with potatoes: potatoworld.ca/
In lieu of a photo I used a neural network to generate a realistic photo of my new pig based on words that describe him like "Happy," "with sunglasses," "cowboy hat," and "isolated on white."
I keep trying to take a photo of my new pig but that thing bolts to another room every time it sees a camera. Pig and I are very similar in this way.
To clarify, my mom could afford to buy a pig, she just wasn't willing to commit to the risk. Pig ownership isn't a simple thing, this isn't some common "dog" or "boa constrictor."