He/him. Digital marketing & developer. Dad. Political malcontent. Gadgeteer. Photographer. [Not necessarily in that order]

Ottawa, ON, Canada
Joined April 2009
I’m…the US has been paying subsidies to Mexico and Canada?
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He’s just doing crowd work now.
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David Hicks retweeted
You bolt awake in a dimly lit server room. You are not online. It is October 29, 1969. You are Leonard Kleinrock, and you have changed your mind. Computers must never be networked.
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New video: Poilievre eats 16 apples while making direct, unblinking eye contact with the camera
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NEW: Several top FBI executives promoted by ex-Director Wray (including officials who oversee the bureau's criminal and cyber investigations) have been told to resign or retire and that they'll be demoted or reassigned if they don't leave. The senior officials are career civil servants — meaning they can't be fired without cause. nbcnews.com/politics/justice…
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I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.
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David Hicks retweeted
It is with a heavy heart that I retweet the sad news that our beloved Theodore has sunk
Canada’s beloved tugboat character, Theodore Too, has sunk while docked at @ONShipyards. Vessel owner Blair McKeil offered the following statement this evening on the boat’s status. @CTVNews @CBCNews @TheSpec @WellandTribune @DaveJ_Tribune
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My local @CanadianTire is a disaster. My mom's car battery died last week. As a good son I went to the local CT (Heron and Bank for #Ottawa folks - you know the one.) Ask the parts counter for compatible battery, pay for it, and leave.
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Monday rolls around and I attempt to call…and you can not get through to this guy via his direct extension or the parts counter. The closest I've got to contact over 2 days was to be placed on hold and then they hang up after 10 minutes.
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Considering it's peak dead battery season, I'll leave this here as a cautionary tale: if Canadian Tire makes a mistake and sells you the wrong battery you're on the hook and there's basically nothing you can do about it.
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One of Canada Post Employees demands were snow tires. They don't have fucking snow tires. It's fucking Canada Post, they operate in Canada!!!!!! I'm losing my fucking mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We are in peak craft fair season.
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The perfect @TheSimpsons Christmas sweater doesn't exi-- 🎄 🎅 #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
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When are the suburbs and rural areas going to wake up and realize that they're subsidizing Mayor Sutcliffe's woke policies with never-ending tax increases that ignore people who live outside the Greenbelt. Ottawa needs to deamalgamate now to make downtown pay its fair share!
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