I once played basketball with Luke McCown in a tank top. I was wearing the tank top. I'm not good at syntax.

Joined May 2009
The Seminoles are bad until they aren’t.
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OoO La and La!
Back in the high-stakes streets. 🔥 7 drafts over the next 8 days. All streamed LIVE on @RotoWire YouTube. Never Stop Drafting.
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"You deserve to poop in peace." — @njtank99 Frank the Tank has a message for everyone who has ever gambled on a rest-stop bathroom. Pooper rates them: clean or disgusting. Free on the App Store. Ad.

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A clean bathroom is one exit away. Pooper rates every rest stop so you never guess. Download and rate one rest stop to unlock the retro Diner theme when it drops later this week. Free on iOS, because Dirty. Bathrooms. Suck.

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Terrance Ferguson as TE30 is something.
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#SFB16 in the books. As usual, I have no idea what I’m doing and was Taunt’d and Mean Look’d (@Pokemon moves) by the rest of the room. Thank you to @ScottFish24 for allowing me in again. Thanks to @MBFantasyLife for the roster tool. Go support @FantasyCaresOrg!
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Replying to @TheOGfantasy @FFPC
Not sure why he reached at 4.10 when Tate is most likely there at 5.03. Sometimes people know the tendencies of people drafting next to them so must have been #afraid. In a slow draft, with a big entry fee and time to think, your mind can play tricks with you. Regardless I will celebrate the pick #MyDraftMyChoice
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Coach @lukeloucks is the absolute man.
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Yea. Thats bad but we got those plastic tailgate cups to cheer us up!
This has to be the worst 10 year stretch ever for Noles, right? >Taggart Era >Covid cancelling BBall season >Norvell Era >Signing Day Flips through Norvell era >JTs Injury >2023 Snub >FSU/UT CWS Ending >2-10, 5-7 >Gators winning a Bball Natty and Miami playing for a title
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Great reminder. Thanks @AlfieBCC!
Me, in 2021: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?" Me, in 2022: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?" Me, in 2023: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?" Me, in 2024: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?" Me, in 2025: "Is it time to have the Trevor Lawrence conversation yet?"
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FSU wins the toss and will take the ball🍢 Tommy and the offense will see the field first😤 #NoleFamily
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Everything Theo writes, I read. Every time I RT it, I worry I’ve given away a secret to my home league drafters. (Every high stakes bro already knows Theo, and if they don’t they are too lost in the woods.)
My latest article from @FantasyPts ⬇️ 👀 Take a look into the future… 25 Bold Fantasy Football Predictions for the 2025 Season 🏆 Records Broken. Rookie Breakouts. League Winners. Sleepers. Super Bowl Pick. MVP Prediction. fantasypoints.com/nfl/articl…
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The GOAT District returns to the Draft Room. We’re diving into a fresh $2200 @FFPC Main Event draft board $6.2M in prizes. $1M up top. Real bullets. 🕘 9PM EST Set your reminders. Link drops tomorrow. @OverHypedSleepr @TheHairySnowman #FFPC #FantasyFootball #GOATDistrict
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Our @DunningGolf winner of 2 tix to the Players had to work at the last minute so he wanted me to find someone else. If you’re in Jax and looking to go, let me know!
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When that first, semi-annual “absolutely” hits… cc: @PardonMyTake @TimmWoods
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We'll always remember 2024. What an incredible year for Pinehurst. To commemorate this great year on New Year's Eve, let's do a giveaway. Repost this for a chance for you and one guest to spend two nights at Pinehurst and play Pinehurst No. 2 - site of the 2024 U.S. Open - and Tom Doak's Pinehurst No. 10.
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One last ask (until my next one)… if you have additional giving available please consider @FirstTeeNorthFL, a board membership that I am proud to serve on. secure.qgiv.com/event/25for2…
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I’m happy for Rob and them from Rum underscore Han. The rest, I’m jealous of, and which the worst upon.
849 Teams are participating in the @FFPC Main Event Championship Round. There are 15 owners who have 5 or more "bullets" to fire. Many great players on the list, but one has 46 teams #bruh #BlueWhale
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A GAME 80 YEARS IN THE MAKING! Don't miss this year's @TaxSlayerGatorBowl in prime time. Get your tickets now while preferred pricing remains available -- discounts available only through Green Jacket Members. Ask me how... fevo-enterprise.com/event/80…
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