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Love hearing Xmas music as I clear the shelves…..fuck dem kids.

Just stood in line to scalp some pokemon. Roast below.

Q4 always reminds me of biz tank.

Cashier- oh my god, I can tell you’re a scalper. Me- Wow so you’re just going to call me the “Hard R” like that in public huh? Raaaacist.

Walking by a wrap around the building line of absssssolute dorks waiting for a Zelda console. Pretending to be on the phone as I walk by- “Yea I think these idiots are waiting for the Zelda console outside…I already scalped like 23 of them online and sold the last one this morning…nooo nooo, I just scalp em online as soon as they restock I’d never camp outside a store like a loser” Got a couple dirty looks, under the breath talking and even some laughs for the W.

Early pay discount fatter than the interest Johnny pays on his mountain of debt every month.

My 4 year old says he wants to be a RA demon when he grows up…wonder where he learned that.

Happy Sunday. Even if you’re apart of the LGBT Pokemon Collector Q+ community.

I also trade my inflated price pokemon cards, I just trade them for money. Not for other pieces of paper with cartoon furries on them.

Pokemon card collecting is not a “hobby for kids”. It is a very sad ADDICTION that grown men go into debt for, I’ve even heard a Pokemon loser say “yea I work here minimum wage just so I can get Pokemon cards”. Imagine being a grown man, working minimum wage and not trying to grow in life and career, just for Pokemon cards. Pokemon scalping tho, that’s where the real men are at.

Sup, I’m rich cause I’m Pokemon card scalper. Post your thoughts below.

Just got back from a multi state RA trip. Remembered while I was on my way to one of the states that I know someone that lives in one of the states I went to and he used to sell on Amazon. So while I was on my way I hit him and paid him(about 2x what Johnny pays his own mother) to help me source his whole state and help me prep and send what we got. Got the whole state done in 1.5 days instead of 3-4. Connections FTW.

I started amazon with 4 thousand bucks. Now I consider it a shitty sourcing day if I don’t spend at least 3-4k. Kinda crazy

Just flanked a pokemon dork who was Rainbow 6 peeking 5 aisles down trying to spy on the Pokémon card re-stocker. Me-“Sup Peek-at-chu” Dork-**jiggly puff giggle* *walks away fast*

the fat pokemon dorks with cargo shorts and tye dye shirts who carry the little hand basket and waddle to the Pokémon aisle are the reason we need to bring back bullying.

I’m glad my manager at the gas station lets me spend my lunch hour sourcing for Amazon. P.S. 3 million on the rolling 12💰💰.

Cashier- what are you a reseller? Me- who me? Nah. My phone-**ebay cha Ching” Cashier-🤨 Me-

Time to start selling AI email organizing bots on Twitter. #vibecode

Absolute GOAT of a Friday. Wife and I got to go watch my son receive an award at school and have lunch at school with him. Had to miss some things like this with my daughter at his age cause I used to work for someone else. Then dropped almost 15k on OA/RA/a2a. Annnd it’s muh fuckin pizza night.

You know who the ladies are who have TikTok brains cause they are the ones that can’t pick things up without tapping them with their nails like it’s an ASMR video. Like lady, why are we tik tok tapping a loaf of bread? Are we trying to turn it back into flour, or ? So glad my wife isn’t a tik tok she-bot NPC.