The College Board

JUST A REMINDER. TEACHERS THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT FOR STUDENTS. THIS IS NOT THE ACTUAL COLLEGE BOARD ACCOUNT.

We may torture you beyond your limits you fucking idiots but a Merry Christmas to you all!!!

This is the season of giving and what we're giving you are anxiety attacks before finals and a shitload homework during winter break!

Happy Thanksgiving from The College Board! This year we are thankful for your shitty test scores and giving you the "L" on the #APExam and #SAT you fucking worthless pieces of shit.

Student Athletes, when you sign your #NLI today you're pretty much signing away your soul. Happy #NationalSigningDay you fucking morons!

Your #MCM still has to use 140 characters.

Now that we can use 280 characters, we here at The College Board will utilize it to let you know how much of a fucking mistake you are and how torturous your classes, #APExams, and #SAT will be as well as how sorry your asses will be. Good luck you fucking nerds.

Yasiel Puig's bat has gotten more tongue than any you fucking nerds.

World Series Winner? #HoustonStrong

Good Morning students. Still hungover from last night you pathetic pieces of shit? Well today is going to be like FDR's presidency. Long asf

This is a reminder that Halloween hangovers are the worst kind of hangovers. Good luck in hell tomorrow bitches. -The College Board

Your mood will change during the #APExams and #SAT as much as the lead changes in this game. #WorldSeries

Our 1k follower was @AnnaIverson4. For that accomplishment we won't torture you as bad on the #APExam.

If you think the #PSAT was torture, that was nothing. The #SAT is much much worst.

Are you student athlete looking to get a scholarship? Not after taking the #SAT you won't you fucking dumbasses. #PSAT

The #SAT will treat you like Frances treated his dad. #PSAT

So how was the #PSAT you fucking dumbasses.

A reminder that when you take the SAT you wont see anything from the PSAT. Welcome to hell bitches. -The College Board aka your daddys.

We here at the College Board would like to remind you that is 10:55pm or 1:55am and yall still havent done shit you pathetic fucks.

If you think about it, Starbucks is just AP Coffee.

If youre taking #APUSH this year start preparing your assholes to get fucked now so youre ready to take the exam. #PSAT