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Breaking News: The FDA ended its recommended pause on the McRib, clearing the way for @EParkwayMcDs to serve it again. The agency will add a warning to the sandwich noting the potential risk of diarrhea.
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BREAKING: @MayorMongo cancels the Keystone XL pipeline permit via executive action, but keeps open the Natty Ice pipeline flowing into Frayser.
My Pillow guy lands job at @EParkwayMcDs as their official spokesperson. Says that the ice cream machine is working and that customer service is their number one priority.
Breaking - UPS and FedEx trucks carrying the first U.S. shipment of @EParkwayMcDs vaccinated McRibs have left Pfizer’s facility near Kalamazoo, Michigan.
Mayor Mongo has updated his recommendations to strongly advise that Memphians not travel to Millington for Thanksgiving to prevent them from getting the coronavirus and crabs.
Mayor Mongo announces some major administration picks:
—Willie Herenton w/ manager Slick for Secretary of State
—The Honky Tonk Man w/ Jimmy Hart for Intercontinental Ambassador
—Dave Brown as Special Mayoral Envoy for Climate
—Jerry Lawyer and Jim Ross as Press Secretary
President Trump tweets, “I’m staying right where I belong MAGA Nation. I love y’all. Red & White never gets old”, then gets traded by the White House.
Lindsey Graham revealed his Iron Lung Man costume at the White House today. It’s his Republican superhero character that Marvel has repeatedly rejected this year.
Rudy Giuliani is expected to be released from the hospital today. Sources say that during his “Wrestling is Rigged” speech yesterday, Rudy was hit with a chair by former Memphis mayoral candidate, Jerry Lawler.
The release of the McRib has been pushed back due to participants in the clinical trial experiencing bleeding from the head.
Trump officials now claim that voters in Michigan and Pennsylvania were able to enter the NES Contra code on voting machines and get 99 extra votes.
If Biden names Wonder Woman as secretary of the interior, it would be a historic move: She would become the first-ever superhero Cabinet member.
Photos with Santa will look a little different this year. The @MallofMemphisTN is going ahead with plans for Santa visits, but kids will need to talk to him from behind a sheet of plexiglass and through a telephone at 201 Poplar.
Ticketmaster and the @MSColiseum have denied reports that fans will be required to prove they've had a vaccine or a negative STD test before attending concerts.
Kris Kross are the first rap group ever to be taken in the top 5 of the #NBADraft
Mayor Mongo has canceled his plans to travel to Mar-a-Lago on Mud Island for Thanksgiving, an administration official says.
'A catastrophic situation': @EParkwayMcDs McRib threatens to overwhelm Memphis health system
