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Game programmer. Contempt writer. Professional hater. @ashaolinMonkey@mastodon.social

Mumbai, India
Joined October 2011
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Why do babies cry so much man just grow up bro
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After much back-and-forth, our ChatGPT app that connects you to real mental health support is finally live! :) Filter through 200+ therapists, 50+ support groups, and 5 helplines in just 3 minutes, all within ChatGPT. Curated by humans, navigated by AI. If you'd like to try it out, shoot me a DM. I'll send you the link. Demo:
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"Teach a person to make a game engine and they'll never make a game in their life."
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Pls come to the cinema and watch a movie bro nothing compares to Cinema Experience(™) bro we have 2 thousand barely working speakers bro I swear we will only start 15 mins late this time bro only half an hour of ads and trailers bro don't watch at home bro
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As a manager, how many mistakes are you willing to tolerate from an employee before you fire them? If your answer is anything less than "1 per task, for every task I give them", think long and hard before replacing your humans with a virtual dumbass
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I'm very sad to report that unfortunately this still holds true for a lot of people
If you're about to make a Harry Potter analogy for anything that's happening in the world, remember these four magic words: "Read one other book"
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Testing logging on my custom game framework. Rawdogging c++, just used a formatting library. Now for custom allocators
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When you don't have access to your PC is when you realise how terrible phones really are form most online related tasks
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VSCode is free software. It's not even possible to buy a license for it.
This audit was repeated at the Department of Labor. Initial results: - 380 Microsoft 365 licenses with zero users - 128 Microsoft Teams conference room licenses; only installed in 30 rooms - 250 VSCode licenses; only using 33 - 129 Photoshop licenses; only using 22. - 5 cybersecurity licenses, each with > 20k seats; DOL headcount is < 15k
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Amazon has sunset the Download and Transfer via USB option, so the books you buy are DRM locked to the kindle.
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Hahaha man said "damn that's crazy b, prayers up"
I pray to Goddess Lakshmi to shower the poor, middle class with blessings: PM Modi ahead of Parliament's Budget Session
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it's going to blow these guys' minds once they learn where LLMs get their "knowledge"
Replying to @MarioNawfal
How does wikipedia even survive now that everyone gets their knowledge via LLMs and GPTs?
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it's extremely obvious who is tech illiterate and doesn't understand how USB-C works. we've "made something better than C" 4 separate times now. it's called USB-C. the entire point of the standard is that you can make new connectors that use the same standard port.
Good work, Europe, you just made it illegal to invent something better than USB-C.
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If people ever wonder why piracy is a thing
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I'll eat idli with sugar idgaf
Begging northies to leave dosai idli and cheese alone Pls
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Hahahahahahahahaha
Update: I am looking for a chief of staff for myself.
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It's called a cron job
is there an AI that can perform repetitive tasks? Ex: login into an app, perform certain tasks everyday?
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In youtube, the search bar is merely a slight suggestion, YouTube will show you what it wants to.
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If you find yourself arguing that your company will win just because your product is better, you should staple this chart to your shirt.
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