Not a doctor (yet). Dr. House is my spirit animal. Tweets are about Brooklyn Nine-Nine, tacos, medicine, dating, sports, and tacos as a form of medicine.
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“The lion is actually in the room with us, his name is Brad and he is speaking with the voice of God about our metaphysical state of being, you know it’s like that, and then they kicked me out because they thought I was the problem, no they’re…”
-My schizophrenic patient
I strongly dislike attendings whose feedback makes students feel dumb.
I’ve never felt as stupid as I did yesterday, especially since it was my first day of an audition and I was trying to get the workflow and lay of the land down while performing.
Attendings: don’t do this.
AITA for not wanting my brother’s internet friends who he only met in person yesterday at this convention have lunch with us? I got gift cards and I and told him just us bc it’s expensive (Texas de Brazil). He misheard & now wants me to invite them & be their taxi driver too.
It’s really discouraging knowing I bring more to the table than most guys and yet women don’t care and instead choose superficial f*ckboys over me. I literally would make you my whole world and just want to give you my love, it shouldn’t be this hard. 😭
Still in School, DO retweeted
My co intern and I have a game where we have to try and place kelly’s on each other without each other noticing. This guy has absolutely been had. What a fool. He will lose the battle and the war
Still in School, DO retweeted
me answering a uworld question: yeah i think this is it
uworld: oopsie! you failed to infer that the patient took a family vacation to the ohio river valley in 2nd grade where they ate some undercooked chicken and got bit by a tick!
I could really go for a solid FWB situation with a female friend right now, straight up. I just wanna cuddle someone on the couch while watching TV, and we intermittently stop to f*** like there's no tomorrow all day and all night long
It's all fun and game drinking the day away (at home--safe environment w/no plans to go out) with a cousin who is like a brother to you until you get the beer 💩
Still in School, DO retweeted
This is Tori. Sometimes she just gives up. And that's okay. 13/10
ALT an extremely fluffy white bichon frise sits on a grassy hillside under cloudy blue skies. her head is perfectly round, and her eyes are two little black beads right in the center. she’s sticking her tongue out at you. her legs are pillars of floof, with no discernable paws.
ALT the fluffy bichon frise has transformed like an armadillo into a little round ball. she’s flopped forward and bowed her head toward the camera, making her appear to be nothing but a basketball-sized cotton ball on the grassy hillside.