If anyone wants to continue to enjoy my lack of posts, that void will now be at bsky.app/profile/billyvalent…
Do yourself a favor and don't buy the @CrumblCookies Toffee Cake.
Me, drinking whiskey and describing random aspects of Christianity to my wife: "and after 40 days, Jesus yeeted himself to heaven"
Me: I have a hardware issue.
PC support: *47 steps later* you're right! We'll fix it.
Support: We updated your drivers! We're great.
Me: it's not better.
Support: let's try reinstalling Windows 3 more times.
Me: still broken.
Support: have you tried reinstalling Windows?
Me: ...
Hey @HPSupport, how long is the response time for a typical ticket? I created a case 13 days ago and have heard absolutely nothing.
A Wild Billy Appears retweeted
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I hope @Wizards_DnD releases a "circle of the owlbear" druid sometime before March so everyone can stfu about that scene in the @DnDMovie and agree that it's actually awesome. (To be fair, my gut reaction was "not possible" too, followed immediately by "omg awesome who cares")
Got a "non-compliance" email from the HOA about not having any signs except for one "for sale" sign, and as evidence they attached a picture of one single "for sale" sign. This is why people hate HOAs.
Post a pic you took with no description and bring some zen to the timeline.
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Grats @LeviPsmiley on your buzzfeed recognition. Commence fame. buzzfeed.com/hannahmarder/my…
An inspirational message for @MrBretWard on his birthday. youtu.be/pPyuZ6ZTqmo
Got my beautiful celestial #handmadedice from @battlebarddice to help me DM! Now I can blame Michael for everything that happens to my players.








