Aaron Luque-Gooden

Also quick face pic because I don’t have any of those here

Clay Aiken is like Martin Short’s Mario

New drag name: Paula Tredis

I do not care what anyone says ever that’s babygirl

“WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!” is kind of our generation’s “Someone to Watch Over Me” when you think about it.

You remember that genre of movies that was like “You know the shape of Doritos, but do you know the full story?” Whatever happened to those? They were fun!

“Let us bea-gle”

Why aren’t porn names as fun as drag names? It’s all Adam Steel and David Foxx and no one’s taken a shot at Hunter Gatherer?

Lisan al-Gaib!!!!!!!!

Emma Corrin have I got a role for you

Pictured here, a Venn diagram of @NottBenry and my interests:

If someone invests in Hermès, does that mean they’re buying Birkin stocks?

Also, saw Gypsy on Wednesday and had to physically stop myself from yelling “GET OUT THERE!” at @joynwoods during All I Need Now is the Girl, and when she did I broke like a china cup falling on pavement.

Next to the restaurant where I used to work there was a bar you could see into. Nearly biweekly the most gorgeous man I had ever seen came in to see his friend, and every time he did I would tell ALL my coworkers “Look! My boyfriend’s here!” We got married last October.

Bodyguard Danny and Jamie Lloyd seem to imply the presence of a completely face tattooed lighting designer.

“Telfaba, why couldn’t you stay calm for once? Instead of flying off the handle!”