@AboveAverageLLP

Writer & play-by-play analyst for @Mandatory's @WRESTLEZONEcom. Remember, Twitter is NOT a real place.

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Joined July 2009
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BMcArthur
@bmcarthur20Oct 25
Busted! WATCH: #DemsUnited #VoteBlue
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Saw the video… it did. People told me I was crazy when I said there was something off about that lady. 🤷🏽‍♀️
Neicy❤️‍🔥
@neicycollins11h
The president of the United States told Nicki Minaj to stand up so everyone could see her ass…and she did it 🫩🫩🫩
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerz22h
PSA: If you’re more upset about Obama making a joke about Cheesecake Factory than you are about Trump making it impossible for you to afford to EAT at a Cheesecake Factory, then congratulations, because YOU are an idiot, and an asshole, and you’re in a fucking cult.
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Mark A. W. Lynch@OldManWadeCom14h
7 Reasons Why Cassie Cain is DC’s Most Underrated Hero screenrant.com/why-cassie-ca…

7 Reasons Why Cassie Cain is DC’s Most Underrated Hero

Though she might not be as well known as Barbara Gordon, Cassie Cain is one of DC's most underrated heroes and one of the Bat Family's best fighters.

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Oooh even better lol
Dreism@Dreism3Oct 24
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This would be a FIRE back tat.
Dreism@Dreism3Oct 24
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Why?
Wrestle Features
@WrestleFeaturesOct 24
WWE should revolve their entire tag division around FRAXIOM.
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This. That’s the tweet.
Camlia@OkayCeddiOct 24
Replying to @amelia_tweetz
People who rent out airbnbs want free money and do not realize theyre signing up for a job in hospitality.
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Seems so
Amelia
@amelia_tweetzOct 24
I'm confused. Are Airbnb hosts angry because they now have to do the cleaning they're getting paid to do?
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Everything BOTH THOSE GOOFS say is just an opinion. Why is this so hard? Every single thing these useless waste of space is say is conjecture. They know NOTHING and have NO sources.
Eddie Gillette@MrEddieGilletteOct 24
Would you look at that. It's not a report afterall, but an opinion. The plot thickens...
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The Green Dragon Tavern
@greendragonhqOct 24
Billionaires can’t pay more in taxes but can spend $400,000,000.00 on midterm elections.
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Maybe the grass isn't always greener...
Bleacher Report
@BleacherReportOct 25
New-look Heat drop THIRD STRAIGHT game 😳 Giannis fouled out in the loss to Charlotte 😬
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HA! Turned her into roadkill. lol
FADE
@FadeAwayMediaOct 25
THIS IS THE GREATEST SEGMENT IN THE HISTORY OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH 😭 #AAAHeroesInmortales
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Mark A. W. Lynch@OldManWadeComOct 24
Wonder Woman's Next Big Era Officially Begins In 2027 With One Perfect Change screenrant.com/wonder-woman-…

Star Trek's Next Frontier Begins The Franchise's Dark New Era

DC Comics announced that 2027 will be the Year of Wonder, but it will also be a groundbreaking year for Wonder Woman writer Stephanie Williams.

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No.
Wrestle Features
@WrestleFeaturesSep 25
Do you think WWE should UNIFY the Tag Team Titles?
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No one ever talks about how great this match was or that Bret gave Yoko his two best matches in WWE. Too bad Hulkkk Hogan couldn’t just let this breathe.
Joe Marotta@the_joe_marottaOct 24
Bret Hart vs Yokozuna is some great shit prime example of how realistically awesome Bret was against big men
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I don’t know why anyone is questioning this. I think MVP would know better than a dirt sheet goof. Just saying.
MVP
@The305MVPOct 24
So I open up Twitter to see lies being reported about The Hurt Syndicate. BLATANT LIES!!! Who is the source of these lies? To the contrary, we wanted to work with younger talent! We wanted to drop the tag titles BACK to Private Party!!! STOP BELIEVING THE BS!
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elliottswrestlingtwiter@elliottswrstlinOct 24
I love this Bret Hart counter of Diesel's jackknife powerbomb. So many matches nowadays have a million counters where no attempt is made to even prevent a move from happening in favor of a last second 100mph counter. Great work from both guys making the most out of teasing a move
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Ehhh Williams is about to get side tracked with Damien Priest. I think they are testing Trick’s reactions for a potential Rumble win…
SuplexInsider
@SuplexInsiderOct 24
The sad part is that Trick is in the world title scene because they don’t know what to do with the US title.
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The fffffff?
DemClips
@Dem_ClipsOct 23
Adam Mockler asks a Trump supporter if slavery still affects Black Americans today. Her answer: “When they were a slave, they were given housing, food, clothing, medical care.”
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