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#ThursdayThoughts Is the man in the camera really myself? Of course it is, I'm Chip Chadley with the news that leaves a bruise.

This just in, after the new season of Black Mirror, donations to charities pledging for Polar Bear Safety have risen over 300%, more at eleven.

#WednesdayMotivation Interns are easily replaceable, so you better do your best to stand out, or we'll replace you!

Thousands are participating #GlobalRunningDay while the only thing your local news anchorman, Chip Chadley runs from is responsibility... more at eleven.

#WednesdayWisdom Keep in mind to show your teeth as much as possible when looking at the camera like a threatened chimpanzee. You invested a lot in those pearly whites, people are going to see them whether or not they want to.