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๐€๐๐’๐Ž๐‹๐”๐“๐„ ๐๐€๐“๐Œ๐€๐. ๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ถ๐—ฝ๐˜€ ๐—ช๐—ถ๐˜๐—ต ๐—–๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—บ๐—ถ๐˜€๐˜๐—ฟ๐˜† (๐—ฆ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—ด๐—ต๐˜) ๐—”๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ ๐˜‚๐—ป๐—ถ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ช๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿญ+ #DCRP #AbsoluteRP #MVRP #DispatchRP โ†ป+โ™ก
๐€๐๐’๐Ž๐‹๐”๐“๐„ ๐๐€๐“๐Œ๐€๐ (@AbsoluteBatmann) profile picture๐€๐๐’๐Ž๐‹๐”๐“๐„ ๐๐€๐“๐Œ๐€๐@AbsoluteBatmannFeb 3
๐—”๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ท๐˜‚๐˜€๐˜ ๐—ถ๐—ป ๐—ฐ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐˜† ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜†๐—ผ๐˜‚ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฑ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ผ ๐—œ ๐—ฎ๐—บโ€ฆ.. โ๐ˆโ€™๐Œ ๐๐€๐“๐Œ๐€๐โ€ฆ..! โž
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โ€œ๐‘ฐ ๐‘ช๐‘จ๐‘ต ๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ ๐‘จ ๐‘บ๐’€๐‘ด๐‘ฉ๐‘ถ๐‘ณ. ๐‘ฉ๐‘ถ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ ๐‘จ๐‘บ ๐‘ฉ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ช๐‘ฌ ๐‘พ๐‘จ๐’€๐‘ต๐‘ฌ ๐‘จ๐‘ต๐‘ซ ๐‘จ๐‘บ ๐‘ฉ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต.โ€
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// bruh im hype for issue 25 but i have a feeling Bruce is gonna get captured I canโ€™t wait for issue 25
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"๐—ก๐—ผ ๐˜๐—ฟ๐—ถ๐—ฐ๐—ธ ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐—ผ๐˜„๐˜€, ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜†, ๐—ป๐—ผ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฐ๐˜†, ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜'๐˜€ ๐—น๐—ฒ๐—ณ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐˜€๐—ผ๐—น๐˜‚๐˜๐—ฒ ๐—ต๐˜‚๐—ป๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ!"
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Scott Snyder@Ssnyder1835Oct 23
This Wednesday. ABSOLUTE BATMAN #25.
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๐”๐‹๐“๐ˆ๐Œ๐€๐“๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐ƒ๐„๐‘-๐Œ๐€๐@TheUltimateWebOct 22
๐”๐‹๐“๐ˆ๐Œ๐€๐“๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐ƒ๐„๐‘-๐Œ๐€๐ (@TheUltimateWeb) profile picture๐”๐‹๐“๐ˆ๐Œ๐€๐“๐„ ๐’๐๐ˆ๐ƒ๐„๐‘-๐Œ๐€๐@TheUltimateWebOct 22
โ€œ๐˜ผ ๐™œ๐™ช๐™ฎ, ๐™– ๐™ฌ๐™๐™ค๐™ก๐™š ๐™ก๐™ค๐™ฉ ๐™จ๐™ข๐™–๐™ง๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ง ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฃ ๐™–๐™ฃ๐™ฎ ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ช๐™จ, ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™˜๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™ค๐™ก๐™™ ๐™ข๐™š ๐™ฉ๐™๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™ฌ๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฌ๐™š๐™ง ๐™˜๐™ค๐™ข๐™š๐™จ ๐™– ๐™œ๐™ง๐™š๐™–๐™ฉ ๐™™๐™š๐™–๐™ก ๐™ค๐™› ๐™ง๐™š๐™จ๐™ฅ๐™ค๐™ฃ๐™จ๐™ž๐™—๐™ž๐™ก๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฎ.โ€
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๐ƒ๐€๐‘๐„๐ƒ๐„๐•๐ˆ๐‹ / ๐Œ๐€๐“๐“ ๐Œ๐”๐‘๐ƒ๐Ž๐‚๐Š โ€” Lษชแด›แด‡ส€แด€แด›แด‡ โ €โ €โ €โ€” Dแด‡๊œฑแด„ส€ษชแด˜แด›ษชแด แด‡ โ €โ €โ €โ€” Sสœษชแด˜๊œฑ Wษชแด›สœ Cสœแด‡แด (Straight) โ€” แดกส€ษชแด›แด‡ส€ ษช๊œฑ 21+ โ €โ €โ €โ€” Mแด€แด›แดœส€แด‡ Aษดแด… Dแด€ส€แด‹ Tสœแด‡แดแด‡๊œฑ โŸณ ส€แด› / โ™ก สŸษชแด‹แด‡!
๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฐ๐‘ณ / ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ป ๐‘ด๐‘ผ๐‘น๐‘ซ๐‘ถ๐‘ช๐‘ฒ (@TheMCUDaredevil) profile picture๐‘ซ๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ฌ๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ๐‘ฝ๐‘ฐ๐‘ณ / ๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ป ๐‘ด๐‘ผ๐‘น๐‘ซ๐‘ถ๐‘ช๐‘ฒ@TheMCUDaredevilOct 16
"๐‘ฐ'๐’Ž ๐‘ซ๐’‚๐’“๐’†๐’…๐’†๐’—๐’Š๐’. ๐‘ต๐’๐’• ๐‘ฌ๐’—๐’†๐’ ๐‘ฎ๐’๐’… ๐‘ช๐’‚๐’ ๐‘บ๐’•๐’๐’‘ ๐‘ป๐’‰๐’‚๐’• ๐‘ต๐’๐’˜."
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๐‘ด๐™”๐‘บ๐™๐‘ฌ๐™๐’€ ๐‘ฐ๐™‰๐‘ช๐™Š๐‘น๐™‹๐‘ถ๐™๐‘จ๐™๐‘ฌ๐˜ฟ
๐น๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐ฝ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ƒ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ (@FredTrapsJones) profile picture๐น๐‘Ÿ๐‘’๐‘‘ ๐ฝ๐‘œ๐‘›๐‘’๐‘  ๐‘ƒ๐‘Ž๐‘Ÿ๐‘œ๐‘‘๐‘ฆ@FredTrapsJonesOct 15
"๐˜ž๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜ญ, ๐˜จ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜จ, ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ช๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ'๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜จ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ฎ๐˜บ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ๐˜ด."
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๐Ÿฆ‡"๐‘ฐโ€™๐‘ด ๐‘ฉ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต.โ€๐Ÿฆ‡ ๐˜ฝ๐™๐™๐˜พ๐™€ ๐™’๐˜ผ๐™”๐™‰๐™€ ๐˜ผ๐™‰๐˜ฟ ๐˜ฝ๐˜ผ๐™๐™ˆ๐˜ผ๐™‰ #CartoonNetworkRP #DCRP #MVRP ๐™’๐™ง๐™ž๐™ฉ๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ฃ ๐˜ฝ๐™ฎ #๐™ฅ๐™๐™š๐™ฃ๐™ค๐™ข.
๐‘ฉ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต / ๐‘ฉ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ช๐‘ฌ ๐‘พ๐‘จ๐’€๐‘ต๐‘ฌ (@Batman89Keaton) profile picture๐‘ฉ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘ด๐‘จ๐‘ต / ๐‘ฉ๐‘น๐‘ผ๐‘ช๐‘ฌ ๐‘พ๐‘จ๐’€๐‘ต๐‘ฌ@Batman89KeatonOct 11
"๐ˆ ๐–๐š๐ง๐ญ ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐“๐จ ๐“๐ž๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐€๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ๐ซ ๐…๐ซ๐ข๐ž๐ง๐๐ฌ ๐€๐›๐จ๐ฎ๐ญ ๐Œ๐ž."
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Scott Snyder@Ssnyder1835Oct 10
In less than 3 weeks
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@BatmanHypeGuyOct 9
SCOTT SNYDER SHARES THE FIRST FEW LOOKS AT ABSOLUTE BATMAN #25
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@BatmanHypeGuyOct 7
Absolute Wonder Woman #25, Absolute Batman #25 & Absolute Catwoman #4 all release in THREE WEEKS! 21 days!
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@BatmanHypeGuyOct 6
Absolute Batman #25, Absolute Catwoman #4 & Absolute Wonder Woman #25 all release in 22 days!
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Iโ€™m still here
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Scott Snyder@Ssnyder1835Oct 8
DC planningโ€ฆ
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@BatmanHypeGuyOct 7
Amanda Waller makes her Absolute Universe debut in Absolute Green Lantern #19! She is bringing back Task Force X!
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Scott Snyder@Ssnyder1835Oct 5
Blown away that it's been five years since brother @GregCapullo & I put out our first issue of WE HAVE DEMONS on @Comixology. This was SO much fun to make, and I hope this isn't the last time we visit that world of halos and horns. Cover by Greg, @jonathanglapion & @DaveMcCaig
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@MisterMiracleDCSep 24
No, Absolute Batman did not fall off
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