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Professor

@AbsoluteBeyond

23 | Electrical and Computer Engineer | Working on ChudSonGPT (Dunno why I have to say this but none of the data is stolen)

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tired@glipsphuckNov 8
"oh hell no" to the picture of DOG is insaneeeeejsjsksksk 😭
terry 🍔 (@graywizardf) profile pictureterry 🍔@graywizardfNov 6
that one time i tried posting my dog on instants
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Isme mere character ke aziz dost ne beach pe lemonade stand laga rakha hai aur lemonade stand se paise kamaa kar ek console liya aur mai uske kholi me jaa ke usko game khelte dekh kar ishq ladha sakti hu (?) Apparently iske history notebook me ghol ghalne se ishq badhta hai (?)
k(a✰)lakand 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇳🇮🇪 (@paneer_ki_sabzi) profile picturek(a✰)lakand 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇳🇮🇪@paneer_ki_sabziNov 8
School ke gate par jo lock hai use phodne ke liye mereko jasti skulduggery hona par mai toh Pune se hu Pune toh duniya ka sabse bada skulduggerous shahar hai
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Grahamoth@GrahamothGamesNov 7
My coworker convinced me to install WoW Forever solely by telling me there are players that actively hunt Asmon's Alliance character in all his guilds and camp his corpse so he can't play. I made an Orc, BTW.
➹𝕷𝖚𝖒𝖎☾ @ WoW:F Waiting Room🌙 (@Lumidoom) profile picture➹𝕷𝖚𝖒𝖎☾ @ WoW:F Waiting Room🌙@LumidoomNov 6
Live your life in such a way that you aren't so outspokenly racist and sexist that you have to leave an entire gaming ruleset because a whole faction of gamers wants to hunt you for sport 24/7/365.
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welp…
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Christopher Webb (@cwebbonline) profile pictureChristopher Webb
@cwebbonlineNov 7
After everything we’ve been through these past two years, too many voters STILL didn’t understand the assignment. What will it take?!
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aquele cara que não é "nem de esquerda e nem de direita" quando a esquerda ganha:
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ash ✧@ashyaywoohooNov 7
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blitz0311@thysss50227967Nov 7
Indian parents will straight up treat their adult children like teenagers to be lorded over and then wonder why their kids want to do everything but go back home .
blitz0311 (@thysss50227967) profile pictureblitz0311@thysss50227967Nov 7
It's not even about the money , if my mom really wanted to wittle it away like that I'd let her but she didn't even ask me before doing it !!!
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Silver@sillyver213Nov 7
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@ma1ybeNov 7
That's why conservatives don't want children to learn sex education. Because if they learn it, they'll be able to detect abuse easily.
Kiraaa (@Rosaria__lxm) profile pictureKiraaa
@Rosaria__lxmNov 7
Detecting the signs in time and lending a hand can save a life.
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Alan
@Alan2398563610Nov 1
iam_jayboy 𝕏 ❄️ (@Aiamjayboy) profile pictureiam_jayboy 𝕏 ❄️
@AiamjayboyOct 31
Lemme ask this have you ever watched a bottle episode that completely gripped you from start to finiish, or do you usually dread them the second you realize the characters arent leaving the room ??? 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🙂🙂
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We support this devout Haruhiist! 😍
I am just normal /k/orean 🌸 (@koreandahau5) profile pictureI am just normal /k/orean 🌸
@koreandahau5Nov 7
She's been doing this for 2 weeks now.
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eppy
@epppyyyNov 6
Chibi isn't depressed He's upset that nobody is falling for his engagement bait or pitting fandoms against each other anymore. People have learned to screenshot his tweets instead of giving him direct interactions He's bitter that he can't monetise the drama surrounding him.
LordYoshiZ (@LordYoshiZ) profile pictureLordYoshiZ@LordYoshiZNov 6
Have the goyim gone insane?
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The comedy is legal crowd when the joke is Charlie Kirk
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Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) profile pictureDaily Wire
@realDailyWireNov 5
Evil. Jennifer Welch can’t control her laughter after reading a tweet that says, “We’re digging up Charlie Kirk and doing it again.”
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Thanos_03@Thanos038Nov 6
Saw a guy with a prosthetic leg and immediately thought to myself, “Nice chrome, choom.”
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“Basic physics? Show the math buddy” >image of degree in aerospace engineering
Kingo #justiceforhammond (@kingo_ow) profile pictureKingo #justiceforhammond@kingo_owNov 6
Replying to @arturob5 @OWCavalry
@arturob5 @OWCavalry
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Notch: *defends Elon* C418:
Daniel (@C418) profile pictureDaniel@C418Nov 6
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How do I learn to like rapist billionaires?
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