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Convertible Bert

@AbstractLife

Success breeds enemies. Fuck winter, Team Rilla. Nigeria #MEC

 Kansas City, MO/Las Vegas
Joined September 2009
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Rap Wikipedia
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24 years ago today, JAY-Z released his seventh album ‘The Blueprint 2: The Gift & the Curse’ 📘 (2002) It debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200 with 545k first-week sales 📊 Features include Beyoncé, The Notorious B.I.G., Dr. Dre, Rakim, Scarface, Lenny Kravitz, Big Boi, Killer Mike, Twista, Faith Evans, Beanie Sigel & more 👥 Favorite track on this project? How has it aged? 💭
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#BigFrenchy🇨🇦 (@TheMike816) profile picture
#BigFrenchy🇨🇦@TheMike816Nov 11
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Patrick trying to catch up with Philip Rivers
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B/R Hoops
@brhoopsNov 10
Mizzou freshman Jason Crowe Jr. is a PROBLEM 😳 34 PTS | 11-16 FG | 4-8 3PT | 4 AST | 32 MIN Crowe breaks the Mizzou freshman scoring record in his third game 🔥
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Barry
@BarryOnHereNov 10
Kevin O'Connell is the Bo Nix of head coaches.
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Jets trying to tackle Kenneth Walker III
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George Brett's last at bat in 1993 was a chopper up the middle for hit 3,154, and shortstop Manuel Lee later admitted he let it go 🥲
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@AbstractLife
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Halle Berry
@halleberryOct 31
she won ✨
Complex Style (@ComplexStyle) profile pictureComplex Style
@ComplexStyleOct 31
ZENDAYA CHANNELS HALLE BERRY FOR HALLOWEEN
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Joy@joysaidthatOct 30
I think being a direct person makes people view you as confrontational… even though you mean well.
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ChiefsJayhawksRoyals@CJR16255Oct 29
Announce Justin Jefferson to the Chiefs you midget
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@AdamSchefterOct 29
There now have been seven in-season trades. Since 2022, there have been an average of 17 trades per year from Oct. 1 up until the trade deadline. In each of the past two seasons, as it has become trendier to make blockbuster deals, there have been 18 trades from Oct. 1 up until the deadline. This year’s deadline is Tuesday Nov. 10.
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Who Ya Wit@KcWeedologistsOct 28
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Veach walking into every teams GMs office demanding they trade whatever player he wants
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AALIYAH LEGION
@AaliyahLegionOct 28
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Ernie Johnson
@TurnerSportsEJOct 28
It’s time. 🤟🤟🏾🤟🏻🤟🏽
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SleeperRoyals
@SleeperRoyalsOct 27
On this day 11 years ago, Alex Gordon proved he knew clutch, tying game one of the World Series in the 9th with a solo blast off Jeurys Familia👑
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Shawn Edwards
@sedwardskcOct 27
Congrats Jay-Z! #JayZ #Hov #SuperBowl
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SleeperRoyals
@SleeperRoyalsOct 27
On this day in 1985, the Royals defeated the Cardinals 11-0 in game 7 to win their first World Series in franchise history! Bret Saberhagen was the winning pitcher, throwing a complete game shutout and earning WS MVP honors👑
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Hip Hop 🎶💎
@DITRHipHopOct 27
Public Service Announcement (Interlude) JAŸ-Z (2003)
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Hip Hop 🎶💎
@DITRHipHopOct 20
U Don’t Know JAŸ-Z (2001)
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JinaBoBina@hoodooyoulove_Oct 26
Lmao the ref 😭
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@MyBookieOct 26
Butker in the kitchen apron 💀
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Sideline Sync 🏟️@sidelinesyncOct 26
Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹
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