As Sunday morning puzzles go, this is a real stumper…
“Nurse”?
“Norse”?
Russell Brand is left 'cowering in fear' in his cell as hundreds of prisoners chant: 'There's a Brand new n***e on the wing!' trib.al/7r6DiMR
Probably petrified of anal rape…
…but that’s fine to him, apparently.
Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-n…
ALT Russell Brand 'petrified' and hungry after 'inedible' meal in first prison night https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/russell-brand-rape-guilty-prison-37849079
How has the US become such a fucking joke.
Like a third world country.
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She demanded 'hard' sex, joked about being gang-raped... then drove her MIT scientist lover to attempt suicide with #MeToo lie. Now read the disgraceful texts that landed her $10m in debt trib.al/IFJSy9a
Hope he rots in prison. Vile c**t.
Russell Brand found guilty of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault bbc.in/4ip1NNA
If Trump pops his clogs in the next few days this could be the best week humanity has had in many a year. 🤞🏼 #Midterms2026
Imagine if it wasn’t him?
I mean, it clearly is, but funny if it wasn’t.
Me and Russell have been busted! thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sh…
Scott retweeted
Been offering elderly people from Republican districts rides to the polls and dropping them off in miscellaneous parking lots dozens of miles away
Man walks out on his family. Gets celebrated.
What am I missing here?
Karl Bushby has arrived home in Hull after walking 30,000 miles over the last 28 years. He set off from southern Chile in 1998, aged 28, promising to walk all the way home.
Sky's @ShingiMararike caught up with Karl as he headed home to see his mum
trib.al/KLEvD1M
Wall I Am S-hocked I tell you…
BREAKING: Man loses injunction bid against two news organisations over allegations - but can't be named yet
news.sky.com/story/man-loses…
